OK…I’ve got your attention with the ridiculous profile name! Horny mature, well/built biker guy looking to give pleasure to tops that need their balls drained. I’m here to be dicked. Told I’m a good fuck and always happy to prove it. Accommodate sometimes - usually weekday mornings/early afternoons - but can travel to you or meet outside/car meet. No attitude please… I’m here to get off on what I like best – getting shafted by dicks looking to unload. Mutual satisfaction is my goal and TOTALLY discreet too!
Happy with quick fuck-n-go and/or anon session (although meeting on here is likely to mean we speak). Photo of you is appreciated. No pixs twenty years past their sell by date please. Just be honest... chances are you’re probably fine anyway. All pixs are me (in the sub role).
Rudeness or moral indignation will get you blocked. Healthy and screened regularly. Have aversion to latex so use SKYN condoms if we get that far.
Pet hates are questions like:
What you into? FFS – read the profile
Will you fuck me – no I won’t, I’m a bottom
Can you pick me up – no but I can come to you
Can you come over now? – sometimes possible but not often
Will you dress up for me? – no, I’m not into TV stuff
