Looking for hot hookups in and around London and Manchester mainly. Don't accom, but can travel, negative and on PrEP. If you’ve got a tight bubble butt definitely send a message ;)
Fuck knows what my type is; only thing the men I date have in common is the taking dick part; but I'm rarely been into guys more than a few years younger, and never more than about ten years older. And that's not necessarily just about looks either, I just rarely 'gel' with people unless there's something in common, with age and generation making up a large part of that.
I'm very laidback, never seeing the point in drama, and tbh, rarely average emotions more volatile than 'mellow' or 'chill'. However, I hate being lied to. So, if your profile has you down as a different age then what you are, if you're bothering to message, forward it with the truth. Things like that are hard to hide, and I usually find out. If you're over 40 (as in, your passport says you are) then keep on scrolling. Seriously - I'm not worth it. I know I can be annoying; according to my BMI I should be dead; and I've got an ADHD circus running riot in that placer where common sense and social skills go. So trust, you'll deal.
Anyone else stupid enough to have read all that bollocks and still want to send a message - good luck and, you had better have more to say than 'hey'.
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*l had a different account ages ago (Axeand) - but got locked out of it. Requested for it to be deleted, and got this one verified by admin.