If you’re missing something between ears you’re not going to read profile!??
FFS ! take pride when your taking pics of yourself as a dirty fithy untidy house in the background really is not appealing
, so are pics of a pulled open fat ass is too so don’t be surprised if I don’t respond.
Dead simple.. I'm looking for good horny fun, no complications, if you don't have a face pic to send as I do, its highly unlikely it ain't gonna happen!
Please be genuine and honest after all we are all adults on here after some fun. No point in telling big fibs as it will become apparent that someones been telling big porky pies ( and in many cases they’ve been eating too many pies ) if we meet. It’s saves on the uncomfortable moment of not getting a step over the doorway
When did the definition in the Oxford dictionary for fat change to athletic or muscular WOW I never knew !!
I'm a single guy and can acco , I totally understand and agree that I may not be for you as you for me but please have manners and be polite a no thanks goes a long way.
I'm looking to meet nice genuine folk MF, & singles or more. I like to think I’ve not been battered with the ugly stick and I'm a nice guy & if I say I'm going to turn up I do but far easier for myself to accommodate.
I'm easy going, non pushy , love a good laugh & go with the flow. If I’m going to invite someone into my home I like to see who I do before. Seriously would you invite someone into your place without a pic.
From time to time I have fun bi party’s that are laid back no pressure to join , drinks and good company. It’s normally folk I know and I trust. I would want to chat and have a meet probably before to see if you would fit in with who I invite so all feel comfortable and can ralex.
Discretion assured, all stuff considered pretty broad minded. I take my personal hygiene seriously and expect the same.
Note - NOT interested in men in womens clothes, CD’s or TV’s. I wont answer any profiles without photos, if you want to meet, you MUST have a face pic or to be able to send as I do. Sorry I’m not in to fat built guys or guys that lie. Dads rugby is fine and hairy guys esp a hairy ass and uncut is a huge turn on long as it pulls back.
Ps . I’m not your fucking DADDY ( go back to your parents) or sir ( get back to school if that’s your thing ) call me daddy / sir in a meet I’ll break out laughing. Call it man cunt , pussy , ect I’ll laugh even more believe me I will.
Anything else please feel free to ask :)
