Please read my profile before contacting me, this site is full of time wasters and if I feel you’re one of these after the first couple of messages I will block you. Been on this site too long to be pissed about, if you’re gonna waste my time do us both a favour and fuck off, then hit the menu button and select block! Because that’s what I’ll be doing from now on..
= Likes:
Hairy men
Beards
Anal both ways prefer to bottom though
Sucking both ways
Wanking both ways
Kissing both ways
Rimming, depends on cleanliness and mood
Men over 25
Manly hairy men
Guys in work gear and rigger boots
= Dislikes:
Time wasters
Men in woman’s clothes or pants
Scruffy bastards
Bad breath
Filthy houses
Twinks and queens
= What am I after?
Ok I’m more than likely not gonna get this, but I’m after guys who like the same as me above! I’m very tactile and like to kiss and be naked with a guy in bed and see where this takes us. I’m not total anything I prefer flip sessions but sometimes will just top or bottom depending on my mood, I am very highly sexed and can last a long time in the bedroom if that’s your thing, but can also do quick cum and go meets too, depending on what I’m wanting. Had a few meets where guys just wanna cum! Not into that either now, I wanna cum too, so please have the decency to either suck, wank or let me fuck you so I get to empty my load too. If this isn’t going to happen then we’re not gonna meet.
= Messages:
If your going to send me a message please take into account the above and the following..
= Face pic!
Yes I have one, but it will only be sent on receipt of one from you. Makes me laugh how some contact me asking me for a face pic and they have no pics themselves at all! Fuck off with the bollocks about cameras because I don’t believe ya. And unless your name and address is tattooed on your cock then there’s no excuse not to have even a dick pic either.
= What am I wearing?
More than likely either a suit if I’m working or very smart clean casual clothing. If it’s summer then probably shorts and a T shirt. (If you send me a message asking me, then you may get a response like, tea towel, bin bag, ovens glove or a curtain.
= When are you free?
I’m normally free late on a Friday evening this is between midnight and 3 am, but I can arrange some other times with notice, these are normally during the day. Please note my time is limited due to my marital status so please do not piss me about and have me driving all over the place.
= Does your wife know?
No she doesn’t and she won’t ever, so please don’t ask her to join in, because that is never going to happen.
= Can I accom?
No, never ever, however I can travel and I am very discrete when visiting people’s homes and I respect their homes too, however, if I get there and your house is fucking scruffy and stinks of cat piss or dog shit, then I won’t be stepping foot in there. I don’t mind untidy or building works, but dirty bastards can fuck off.
= Shit, piss and unclean!
Ok I’m a clean freak and my arse, cock, pits and breath will always be clean when I meet someone. No I won’t shit on you and no I won’t have a dirty arse so you can rim me out. That is never gonna happen. I’m 100% clean and expect the same.
= What am I like?
I’m an average down to earth guy, stocky build. I’m hairy with a beard and similar will always win me over. I’m very intelligent and know when someone is taking the piss, but I’m very respectful and can hold a conversation. My private life is just that so some questions I may decline to answer because they are irrelevant. If I’m nearby please say hi you never know I might have a moment free and we can have some fun.
= Communication methods.
This is the only form of communication that I have on here, which is for messages, I don’t do wattsapp kick or give out my phone number ever, so please don’t ask for it.
= Please note!
I will always meet if I’m free and I won’t piss you about if I’m not.
Can I just point out that my time can be very limited with meets so please do not mess me about, was messed about by 3 people in one afternoon, I mean what’s all that about. I will always tell you if I’m free or not and will never piss you about with daft messages too and fro so please do me the common curtesy and be honest, if you’re not interested or can’t meet then say.
Anyhow, Send me a message on here and I will reply to you. You never know we may end up meeting at some point.
And boys, please add info to your profiles, I like to read a bit about you ;-)
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