KEY POINTS:
* I’m the sucker in all the photos, there are no females in my photos at all…and no I’m not trans, nor am I wearing a breast plate - natural tits, natural lips.
*I get so many messages, that those without photos attached can usually get overlooked.
*When I ask for a face pic in my reply to you and you completely skirt around it and reply to everything else barr about a face pic…I delete. If you can’t be bothered to respond then neither can I x
*Fab friends or not, waste my time (either with ghosting at arranged meet or arranging a meet and then logging off) I will delete/ignore/unfriend and/or block.
* Rarely ever message first. Would rather wait for a guy to message and for me to reply.
*I advise you put a towel down…it tends to get very wet and sloppy :p
*Love kissing, sucking cock, being rimmed and being fucked. I won’t suck cock with a condom on, ram a balloon down your throat and tell me how nice that is - gave me PTSD! Lol
* I won’t meet unless face pics have been exchanged beforehand. Don’t be nervous to send me a face pic, I’m not expecting to see a Tyson Beckford or a Brandon P Myers (I’m far from them myself!). I don’t have a type, I’m attracted to many types (age/size/ethnicity/culture/religion etc). As much as I wish I was…I’m not a slim little twink lol, I’d say I’m the gay guy version of a BBW x
* DON’T DO CAR MEETS UNLESS VERY SPACIOUS - way too cramped and awkward (literally destroyed my neck once and don’t particularly want to do that again lol). Vans, lorry cabins, caravans etc if the mood catches me. Outdoor in summer normally when it’s dry and somewhere completely discreet…however rarely ever do these because then the problem arises as to where - I don’t know anywhere.
*If my status says I’m “out and about” and you’re perhaps interested in meeting…message straight away. So many times a guy will constantly look at my profile and then message when I’ve just got home or have left the area that I was in or someone else has beat you to it lol.
* No point in winking, messaging or sending a friend request if your profile is hidden.
* Not into TV’s / CD’s / Guys in women’s underwear etc
* Not into ruining people lives. I’ve met guys I know, straight guys etc, and will NEVER speak a word about who I meet EVER.
*Better photos and videos on *** (same username). They keep getting taken down off of here because “there’s a female in my photos.”
ADDITIONAL READING (IF YOU’RE BORED):
*Never thought I’d have to write this, but if you get too intense (possessive, obsessive, pressurising etc) I will just block you.
*I’m such a prick for asking “what you into / looking for?” lol. Bad habit, so I apologise…it will almost always be asked by me (eye roll).
*Don’t bother messaging me on KIK and then tell me that you were on Fab but got “kicked off” or have “just recently deleted my account.” I won’t chat to guys on KIK unless they have a Fab profile. This has literally happened to me a few times now.
*So annoying when I’m giving head and the guy just continuously thrusts! It completely throws me off and fucks with my rhythm, so you’ll just get a shit blow job. Ffs just leave me to it or you’ll only have yourself to blame lol.
* Please don’t ask me “anymore photos?” especially when you have one or two. I think I have plenty on my profile thanks lol. I’ll just ignore your future messages.
*I’m not a mogul. I don’t care if we have the “same interests”…I’m not giving you “hints and tips” on how to get the best cock. Contrary to belief…I am not the Mrs Hinch of cocksucking.
*No I will not walk down a dark alley to come through the back door “because of my neighbours”. I’m not that desperate for cock to put my safety at risk by doing that thanks. A guy walking down the back alley with his phone torch on and coming through the back door would raise way more questions than me just coming in through the front door - I’m not going to be tottering up to your door in stilettos and a bad wig shouting “cooey!” ffs lol.
*Don’t bother saying “I’m not a site supporter, will you send me your vids on WhatsApp / KIK?”…no
* If you haven’t got a face pic uploaded on here (either public or private) then I’m not interested. It’s the 21st century. If you can send a pic on WhatsApp or Snapchat etc then you can upload one on here. So if you say I don’t have a face pic on here but I can send on WhatsApp…I’m either disengaging from you or blocking you.
* When guys say “message me when you’re available”…and then they don’t log back on for ten years (eye roll). Why? WHY? Lol
* I WILL NOT VERIFY YOU IF WE HAVE NEVER MET. Been asked to do this so many times. To you it may be harmless. But fake verifications mean fake profiles and potential safety concerns for their meets
* To those of you that are jealous / envious of the cocks I suck and message me for their profile names…I WILL NOT DISCLOSE THEM! My meets need my discretion!
* I’ve had guys arrange to meet at theirs…with no intention of hosting. They’ll have me drive to their street and then once there they’ll say something along the lines of “oh my housemate has literally just turned up…but we can go somewhere in your car.” THE ANSWER WILL STILL BE NO! Don’t waste your time, my time, nor my fuel!
* I have an almost zero tolerance for timewasters and bullshitters. I’ve had guys tell me the hotel they’re at and that they’re just going to finish their dinner and have a quick shower - I’ve then driven there and waited and they don’t log back on for hours and then when they do log back on they don’t even have the decency to message with an apology or explanation…so I either block or don’t acknowledge any of their future messages.
* I won’t pay for s3x and I won’t give nor lend you money…if anything you should be paying me! Lol!
* If you’re someone that constantly deletes your profile and sets up new ones…BON VOYAGE!…I will not respond to any of your messages.
* Please don’t message things like “send me more photos so that I can make up my mind” or “add me as a friend and I may come and see you” like you’re doing me some favour lol. I do just fine without you thanks lol.
* If I say I’ll be there…I’ll be there, unless I say otherwise. I’ve come across too many guys who need to be told 100 times (between the moment of arranging a meet to the actual meet) that you’ll be there…and then when you arrive on time they say they didn’t think you were coming and have made other plans or ask you to wait around for an hour or two. Guys like that can move along thanks. Don’t waste my time.
* 99.9% of the time I will only accept friend requests from guys I’ve met. However, if I have accepted your friend request and then you delete…and then you want me to re-add you at a later date…the chances are slim to none (nobody can see your friends list so why bother deleting unless you’re completely not interested)
* I pride myself on my discretion, so if you’re not prepared to send face pic…then it’s not gonna work out. I’m completely discreet and confidential - even if I know you, my lips are sealed 100%! Non-scene, only into kissing, sucking and getting fucked - but happy to just suck cock too. Met mostly with str8 guys. Not into ruining people's lives, just discreet fun
* Have to say, one of my biggest piss offs is guys saying they can accom on their profiles...but then say they can’t accom.
* If you can accom but are nervous about doing so…don’t be…I’m not a psycho stalker that will call around unannounced lol.
* I also don’t respond to “tell me what you would do to me if...” not into scenarios and chit chat, just meets.
* Please don’t tell me how hot and sweaty you are, it’s minging. Cleanliness 100%
* Not a stalker lol, so if you accom or gave me your number I wouldnt ever go to your house unless asked, and never phone or text you unless you text me first. And when I say can u accom...I mean for the deed...I won’t be turning up with a suitcase lol.
* I have a blindfold, hand straps, balaclava, tickle feathers etc for those of you that like to be slowly teased ;-)
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
88% Voyeur
88% Submissive
59% Brat
53% Vanilla
45% Experimentalist
45% Primal (Prey)
43% Non-monogamist
42% Degradee
39% Rope bunny
35% Masochist
33% Exhibitionist
28% Primal (Hunter)
20% Rigger
18% Sl@ve
5% Dominant
3% Pet
0% Daddy/Mommy
0% Owner
0% Master/Mistress
0% Boy/Girl
0% Sadist
0% Switch
0% Degrader
0% Brat tamer
0% Ageplayer
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