Prefer smoothies to hairies, camp to butch, tea or coffee to HnH, clean to sweaty betty
Need someone to brighten my life up. Maybe I need a partner, what do you have for me ?
You can pick me up, put me up, provide the condoms and lube and make me a bacon sandwich after, don't forget the butter
Who's putting me up during Blackpool pride in June so I can mount you and all those hungry bottoms ?
