Ok few things first
1. If your bottom only I'm not interested. If you don't want to use your 3 piece suite, get a gas stove fitted.
2. Anything to do with women or their clothing is an instant turn off. Please no CD's Ts or TV. Absolutely not interested.
If your list of 'not into' is longer than Russian sanctions. I'm unlikely to be interested. I don't go to a Sunday Carvery and order just a Yorkshire pudding and a carrot!
3. If your too lazy to attempt to get off your arse and travel or if you think I'm going to organise free taxi service. Don't waste your time. I don't mind travelling when I can so please do the same.
Finally ignorance,rudeness and picture hunters makes you an embarrassment. Try to be kinder to others. please don't ask for pictures without sending yours.
Other than above I'm a horny genuine Guy up for fun and friends.
Fun my limits are Pain,blood,,puke,, animals,and dead people. Anything else happy to consider.
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