Don’t want to pretend mine is bigger than it is, but with a little tlc it doesn’t disappoint. Accommodation hardly ever. But sometimes a slim possibility. Discretion required and assured. I don't do a just 'hi' or 'hey there '. Messaging is good but at least, if possible, have the courtesy to string a sentence together and try and spell it write (ha ha). And I am not into drugs, unsafe sex, pain, or anything non-consensual. STI checked May 2024 and negative.
Mainly into sucking and wanking but in the unlikely event of anything more it would have to be safe only. I would never say never but I’m not very familiar with anal sex. Probably inclined to prefer to be a bottom if anything but could be versatile with the right person. Do not accommodate unfortunately.
If you send me a ‘Wink’ (and please feel free) I won’t necessarily assume you would like a ‘Wank’ (or to wank me) but I will assume that I interest you at least a little bit. Although I am perhaps myself a little chubby myself, not looking for very chubby/obese please. I very rarely make the first move however I will do my level best to reply to all messages. Trimmed or freshly shaved pubes to the front! Thanks for reading. Oh yes, I’m pretty much always horny. Very very rarely I can accommodate.
If I make contact with you and you are too busy to reply then that’s fair enough. If I’m not your type then block me. We can’t all get on.
Tested all clear May 2024
If you want to be sure of a response include the word ‘happy’ in the subject.
My pet hate is people who don’t read profiles.
