I am not to be rude but sometimes silence is a reply, sub-optimal but a reply none the less.
Gonna bullet point things as I think of them…:
* been on before with some lovely verifications. I know what the site can be like; flakes, no shows, my gran just died etc it’s cool, I get your nervous or sadly just a treat, but you will only mess me about once… maybe twice.
* rejection is fine ideally be direct about it. A pity but your loss. I’m very good. =p
* I’m not into mornings. Full stop for any reason.
*have a lodger. I don’t care if you don’t. Yes he’s gay. No he won’t be joining in and if you’re visiting him same applies for me. You’re still a guest your secrets remain kept.
* I don’t kiss and tell. Who I do and what I do with them is our business they may talk I can’t help that but it just seems a little tacky.
* work in healthcare. Usually Monday-Friday but can often be called to support nights and weekends. I can’t help that, and if you end up being sick, let’s hope somebody else would do the same for you.
* 70:30 t:b vers. Depends on my mood.
* I say to my students interaction is important. Don’t just lay there. I like passion and intensity. Tactility. Foreplay done right is better than the main course;)
* if you’re loud and vocal let me know, I’ll open the window.
* I’m okay with kink bed, straps, harnesses, jocks, manacles, blindfold, a small assortment of toys and a sling potentially available.
* no kink shaming though I did no bodily fluids I may find at work you’re not paying me to clean them up … unless you are?
* aromatherapy or whatever else you need are okay by me however I don’t want you in a position I’m going to have to manage your airway call for an ambulance I’m not up for a busman’s holiday.
* don’t turn up shitfaced.
* you can use the toilet when you get here, but it does tend to spoil the mood as soon as you walk to the door.
* Talking of the door I’d like to get started as soon as you walk through it.
* 1:1,1:2,1:3… I’m happy with ratios to be honest as long as everyone comes isn’t a Top.. I just end up fencing all night.
* i’m told her better in real life (damned by faint praise) however, if you can’t get here and don’t like what you see just so you’re sorry you can leave no hard feelings, things we do and don’t like.
* I’m not bothered by Your Holmes instances married, LTR, civil partnership. Only ask you keep any crap away from my door. If your relationship is open and it should be opened and I shouldn’t need to contended your partner shrieking like a harpy and my door please refer to the above statements; I won’t tell if you don’t.
