Have my own place in a quiet area and looking for discreet meets with guys from 45yrs upwards...maybe younger if you look like a bruiser..message me....i dont bite.
If I wink it's the introvert me shyly waving at you.. Cos I like what I see..maybe wink back?
Replying to messages is basic manners..dont be a cunt ghosting people..we're adults here and it doesn't look good on you does it... A simple 'thanks but no thanks' won't trigger me, leave me self harming in the corner weepin' over what could have been.
Not bothered about the size of your dick, I'm not a size queen.. Really don't want to see your sweaty asshole. I like my gifts unwrapped, more of a pleasant surprise.
Loyal, Honest, tactile bearish bloke..If you don't like big chunky tattooed guys dont bother
Photos on request....just ask...
I guess I'm that rarity.. A fat bloke with a big fat dick..
Not into CD's, Pantie wearers or all-talk-no-trousers-love-the-chase types, 24hr profile while you have a wank then delete your profile cowards, let's-go-to-WhatsApp picture collectors..or those who want to meet, chat for england, want to stay in touch then delete their profile....and if you don't kiss because 'it's gay/too femme/you might like it/ it conflicts your toxic masculinity/makes you feel less of a man' but your sucking random strangers cocks and eating ass 24/7 and have 80+ verifications you need to have a conversation with yourself..I mean what the fuck do you do for foreplay??
Bored of flakey people..just be genuine...its not that hard..we're here to get laid, why ruin your chances?
I dont ask for verifications because, being honest,if overly graphic theyre offputting..if someone has 5 pages of verifications explaining what they did would you honestly want to meet them as a sign of being 'genuine' or just being an easy lay?
If I display any it's to show I'm genuine..nothing more.. Because that's all you should really need..
Leave your comedy pants at home..
**†* Fully tested 12th October 2024- completely negative.. spotless.. You could eat yer dinner off me (because I have a good shower before every meet, so you do to eh?)
