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Three Gay Men in a Boat,(not to mention the dog),by Jerome K Jerome.If you thought the Victorians were a bunch of homophobic,buttoned-up prudes,think again.These three horny rivermen have other things on their minds besides oars and rollocks.They can't wait to pull into any quiet Thames backwater,get their dicks out,and fuck each other senseless.They 'camp out' under the stars at night,and when it's wet,they book a hotel room and toss each other for the privilege of sharing the single bed.(The loser sleeps with Montmorency,the fox terrier).In this no holds barred exploration of gay life in sexually repressed late 19th century Britain,we find out how upper-middle class Englishmen,with their stiff upper lips,let their hair down with all the passionate intensity you'd expect from ex-public school boys when their wives and girlfriends aren't around.The narrative is peppered with class-based snobbery,racism and enough misogyny to make a 21st century feminist's bra spontaneously combust,plus comic songs! What's not to like? I can't wait to read Jerome's follow up novel,Three Men On The Bummel.
