Hello to you all and a question if I may…
Are you the type who makes meeting a tiresome kind of problem solving activity, and future date possible, with utter discretion top priority, and specific timeframe necessary type of person?
Can I just point out two things before you start to message me - I don’t know why I am wasting my time saying this, I doubt you’ll read my profile anyway. However, for those who do. I am not interested in any of the above because it’s annoying, and with the best intentions in the world, life tends to throw a curve ball and all the planning ends up amounting to nothing. Or, as I’ve got ADHD I’ll completely forget about it and be doing something else. So don’t bother.
I’m also not going to drive and pick you up, take you back to mine, then do the double journey to drop you off - and make sure I don’t go anywhere near your home because you’d be embarrassed to be seen with me. Wow!
I’m also not impressed with the type who wants wants wants. Can I supply condoms, lube, Viagra, room odourisers, alcohol, drugs, fully fashioned stockings, the list goes on. Freeloading cheapskate.!
I don’t find meeting a guy who is looking over his shoulder and worrying if he’ll be noticed due to being married, or not out! You’ll leave your personality somewhere else and although you told me what a stud you are, when it comes to the moment where you have to prove it, Percy is as shit scared as the rest of you. Even if your little fellow does rise to the occasion, you’re pulling up your trousers and asking to be let out before I’ve had chance to wipe your cum off my face. No thanks, find a prostitute instead.
So, here’s how to meet me if you’ve got the balls. I own a bar called Bar Plus on Moulsham Street in Chelmsford. Postcode CM20LD. Simply visit my bar and chat to me over a drink. If the chemistry is right there’s every chance I’ll be leading you up to my accommodation.
How easy is that? You don’t even have to spend days upon days sending and receiving messages. You won’t need to moan about the time it takes to receive a message from me. And best of all, it’s real.
See you soon. Xx
