FabGuys.com: Dot (47) , Man in Cardiff, Wales, UK

Firstly, APPLES is the most poisonous of fruits! ;-)

Secondly, Just consider the following as banter. And you'll be fine!...

Being over verified doesn't make you good at sex. It just makes you good at saying yes. I wont be interested if you've got dozens of 'low grade' verifications mostly from oaps and the clinically obese. I don't want to be on your wall of doom. Also, those same few repeated names you see on the majority of verifications? You KNOW the ones I mean, aka fabslags. I dont want any of them.

So many bottoms! I cant imagine being a lifelong bottom. Never having the urge to top, but to resist. Never to use your penis. It's just for decorative purposes? Some of them won't even let you suck or touch it. Like what the fuck is that all about? It seems lack of skills, adaptability, erectile dysfunction and low testosterone are rife on here :-p

I wont do gloryholes or anon. Or guys that participate in that. You might not care what age your Johns are or what they look like, but I do. I want healthy and proper man on man interaction. Not total slags with poor confidence, self esteem and daddy issues.

If you prefer straight, bi or curious guys. That's fine. I have prefences too, but don't expect me to be thrilled if you message me whilst having shit like that on your profile. You fucking homophobe! I also do not have racial preferences.

Sluts...I've been overexposed. Everyone is doing that these days. It's dated and unoriginal. There are guys still flogging that dead horse in their 40s, 50s and beyond. If I WAS into sluts, I'd pick them when they are at their best. When they're twinks. Not an old burned out one.

I'm suspicious as fuck of guys that feel the need to tell you how masculine they are? Via profile names & descriptions. Really queen? Who are they trying to convince? Us? Or themselves? :-)

I wont fall for any r3ntboys disguised as masseurs or waxers. If I wanted to pay for it I'd get a proper one.

No chemqueens! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. And at YOUR age?! A strange way to display your midlife crisis. I feel sorry for the impressionable younger that you are enabling and turning into addicts. May you come to your senses one day when you're on a comedown looking in the mirror wondering where your face and the person you used to be has gone!

So many tattoos, yet they all seem the same? Skulls. Clocks. Gambling themes. And the worst and most commom being the cabbage rose type thing on back of the hand. Ugh. Do they pick them all from the same catalogue?

Lots of straight up poofs claiming to be bi just to get access to the boyfriends. THAT OLD chestnut!?

Qualified massuer if it gets that far. 15 years of experience. Professional and otherwise.

Apart from that, try me bro!

I DID say I was a bastard!

Dot x

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