Man in
Eccles,
North West,
UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago
4
Public photos
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Friends only photos
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Published verifications
Looking For
Couples (MM)
Men
TV/TS
aged 30 to 99.
Will meet smokers.
Meeting
Cannot
accommodate.
Can
travel.
Andy
53 years old
Bisexual
6'4"
193cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink No tattoos No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Versatile Caucasian (white)
Interests
1 on 1, Anal, Cruising, Feet, Group sex, Leather, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Rimming, Rubber, S&M, Shaved, Voyeurism, Wanking
Horny Manchester guy looking for sex and games. Easily aroused and very gen, clean and discreet. I am married, with children, so those 10pm ‘free now?’ request days are long gone.
Always well groomed, clean and discreet. I’m relaxed, friendly and very open minded.
Looking for NSA (and possibly regular with the right person). Very open-minded. Looking to broaden my horizons (as always). Love oral, rimming, nipple play, oiling, and anonymous sex (outdoor or flats is a huge turn on)
Drive, but don't accom. into all kinds of normal (normal?) stuff. And whilst I enjoy a bit of sex text, a full introduction will never be ignored (not so much for the 'hi', 'hello' or the God awful 'How you doing?' This is not an episode of Friends)
Also, that list of percentages thing that seems popular at the moment? It leaves 100% of people bored, 60% of the time, spreadsheet boy. At least show me a pie chart or a PowerPoint slideshow. Snapchat filter - no and ‘why bother?’. Attitude - ditto. The world doesn’t owe you a living.
Having ‘back again’ (always, always followed by, “Couldn’t stay away LOL” - yeah, hilarious) on your profile is about as interesting as listing your local bus times. Why put in there? No one cares. And that silly Facebook disclaimer at the end of your profile? It’s easier just to type ‘I am a gullible prat’ instead. This isn’t Facebook and Facebook is not a plc. Grow up. But if you want, I’ve a bridge I’m selling, if you’re interested…..?
Sydney University are not interested in your cock pix. Seriously. I tried selling them there and they told me to “do one”.
And no Bisto Kids (Current Status: “Mmmmmmmm”)
Or Calendar Men (Current Status : “Saturday”)
Or Dementia Patients (Current Status: “I’ve been here before” - yes, we all have)
Or Captain Obvious (Current Status: “If I’m online, I’m looking” - no shit, Sherlock. That really sets you apart from everyone else. Thanks. When I’m having toast, I’m eating. Genius.
Or people thinking they are spies (“Please put ‘The geese fly home to Moscow’ in your first mail to show that you’ve read my 5,000 word blog’. Fuck off, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Bore)
Just, please, be genuine and honest. It makes a world of difference, trust me x
