FabGuys.com: bob (64) , Man in york, North East, UK

Married gym fit, manual labourer, looking for secret man sex.

Usually filthy and dirty at work.

Despite my accent and humble background I'm articulate and educated, appreciate culture and can hold a conversation. Been around too many academic pedants; they can fuck off. Prefer the company of peasants like myself.

I speak 3 languages to varying degrees but unfortunately text speak isn't one of them. I did look up the meaning of "how's u?" "pics?" and "Wot u in2?" but but couldn't find them in any language. Damn, maybe have a word with Google translate.

Looking for select cum happy few but if I'm honest I'd probably prefer regular slim/skinny older guy to use me when the mood takes him. If you can fill my throat with cum twice then all the better.

Smooth Twink to suck my daddy cock or older cumrich, top, zenmaster to pleasure my backside would be great

Love to see a guy in a cock ring.

I enjoy a nice fresh coffee and chat after a meeting. Much prefer long relaxing meets where you train my bottom to accept you time and time again but longing to swallow cum sometimes drives me to cum and go meets.

I'm mostly bottom but always, always want to work for my reward. I can top for the right guy if there's a rapport.

A gym bud who cums down the crack of my bum just before I go into the gym so I can sit in it and watch the men around me would be delightful but reality dictates that the occasional quick fumble is more likely.

Of course any contact or message is proper appreciated but if you're one of those guys who gets in touch and is then unwilling to answer an honest, innocent and simple question without being vague I know you're just fuckin about keeping your options open. I know I'm an ugly old cunt but I do have just enough self respect left not to be your desperate last resort; fuck off. - although all self respect does go out of the window if I'm knelt in front of your smooth, hard, cockringed cock.

I'm aware that I'm probably not the best of catches and I do spend most of my time being ghosted on the day of a meet;

I'm sure many of you recognise the following:

"Sorry, I forgot we had the builders round all day"

"I got called into work"

"The car had to go into the garage"

"I was ill all night and overslept"

"Oh, I thought you said tomorrow"

"The russians attacked"

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"

If we arrange to meet and you're nowhere to be seen on the day that likely means I've lost a day's wage for no reason (other than my own bad judgement) and that makes me sad and makes you just a bit of a twat.

Experienced the above countless times and know the score. Not expecting anything; good things are a bonus.

I know it's my loss and my problem but I'm just not able to do very overweight guys or micro dicks with long pubes, sorry. Chubby and average are good, just be aware that there's a difference between both and be honest about it.

Geezers calling themselves girls names or referring to themselves in the feminine ain't for me I'm afraid, call me old fashioned. Don't mind at all what you want to dress in or put me in; In fact some of it can look very erotic.

Happy to wear anything you want to put me in, size 30.

Unfortunately I'm not into rimming. I know I'm limiting my options here but, nah!

You can rim me all you want if it floats your boat though.

Unfortunately I suffer from the gay disease of 'getting older'. There's no cure I'm afraid. You just have to crack on a get on with it; it's both liberating and depressing at the same time!

Been here before with lots of great verifications and hot pics but still got messed around by grown children 99% of the time.

I did think about putting 'artistic' public photos on again but then I saw pictures of big blokes in frilly knickers and unattractive poses so decided there was no point. If that's what a suitor wants then I can't compete.

I don't mind showing you clear pictures of me in private if we get that far. This is very rare because many children have very short attention spans.

There are some very nice cock picks on here but i very much suspect that many cock only pics have have complete disasters attached to them.

I'd rather see a picture of a cock up a bum rather than a dildo up a bum - kinda gives you something more to look forward to (or something more substantial to miss). That said like most everyone else I do like the idea of toys being used on my pert bum but I suspect it'll just hurt! (A bit like anal I suppose)

I know that most guys who put 99 as their upper age limit really mean 39 so if your verifications have no-one over the age of 50ish I'll not bother you. On a similar note, what is it with guys my age that put an upper age limit of 30? Seriously?

You might be gorgeous but if you're an ignorant cunt you're still just a cunt and one day you'll be at the bottom of the barrel with the rest of us. To be fair, the bottom of the barrel is a much more likely place to find genuine, honest guys.

Don't want an affair, don't want to get engaged, don't want to marry you don't even want your telephone number but some slight connection would be good.

I can never accommodate; I am, however, Available Monday to Friday daytime and happy to travel with just a tiny bit of notice so I can re-arrange jobs.

Face pic available but only for serious offers. That said, I don't care what you look like. I'm not after your face, I'm after your cock and cum

Gentle touch turns me on, roughness turns me off . Love a guy to cum down the crack of my bum so I can pull my pants up and sit in it all day.

After sending countless polite and considered messages with face pictures to guys (who's profile I've carefully read to make sure I fit their criteria) only to be met with a cold lonely silence, I have to accept that I must be fuckin ugly. So, if you're after ugly guys I'm your man.

If I wink it means I'm genuinely interested, not being lazy just wasted too much energy putting effort into messages that get ignored.

In light of the above and a thousand disregarded messages, A quick word for guys that expect an application and interview process on the first message - "mate, you seem to be up your own arse rather than ours!"

There will be a thousand guys out there who identity with the above. I feel your pain.

NB. If anyone knows to which gay site old guys go to get man sex do let me know. I suspect we're not terribly welcome here.

Have a good day y'all.

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