=PLEASE READ THIS PROFILE IN FULL=
I thought I'd get a FabGuys account after a couple of guys over on Gaydar suggested it.
I am VERY shy in real life. I am diagnosed autistic and my condition has an annoying tendency to hinder my ability to socialise with other people. Although I try not to come across as some kind of misanthrope, lately my mental health has taken a downturn and I'm much more sensitive, insecure and socially distant/awkward these days. Nevertheless, I see myself as an adventurous, experimental person who seeks something of an alternative lifestyle and would much rather be himself than conform to what most people would consider "normal".
I'm mostly an ordinary masculine bloke on the surface (albeit with long hair), but I also have a subtle feminine side. I'm open to most things as long as they don't involve too much pain. I enjoy travelling and would go almost anywhere, as long as I can afford it and can get there and back in a single day or over a weekend.
I'm very tactile and love touching and being touched, even though my skin is sensitive and ticklish in several areas. I love a good hug, cuddle, nuzzle, spooning, pecks on the cheek and other acts of intimacy. I DON'T like being tickled on purpose, though.
I'm versatile/switch but have a slight preference towards being bottom/sub. I'm happy to try topping/domming for the right guy(s) as long as you're patient with me as I'm not confident in my domming skills. If you're looking for a "skilled dom", I'm not the one for you.
Vanilla-wise, I'm into oral, anal, mutual nudity, mutual wanking, hugs & cuddles (lots of them!), kissing with the lips, frot, 69, face-fucking (both ways) and swallowing cum.
I have a LOT of fetishes, including (but not limited to):-
- Masks/Head encasement
- Body encasement
- Costumes/Cosplay
- Superheroes
- Formal attire (Suits, tuxedos, shirt & tie, uniforms, etc.)
- Leather
- Bikers
- Cowboys
- Rubber/Latex
- Lycra/Spandex
- Zentai/Morphsuits
- PVC
- Hazmat
- Rainwear
- Scuba gear
- Bondage/BDSM
- Wrestling
- Face-sitting
- Breath play/control
- Hand-/Glove-on-mouth
- Non-lethal suffocation and strangulation
- Nipple play
- Ponyplay
- Mutual nudity
- Sexual humiliation
- CMNM
- Muscular guys
- Chubby guys
- Feeder/feedee
- Licking
- Watersports
- Wet & Messy (WAM)/Mudding/Swimming fully-clothed
- Underwater
- Enemas
- Noses (The bigger, the better!), nuzzling and nose play
- Farts
I like to make sex interesting and having lots of fetishes is how I do it. I often mix some of them together to get as much pleasure as I possibly can. I want to share my kinks with like-minded guys and anyone who's open to, or curious about, anything. (I would show a photo of myself in bondage or practicing some other fetish as proof of my interests, but the boring normies in charge of this site won't allow it simply because it's "outside of the norms". Bloody killjoys...)
Chubby guys, muscular guys, tall guys, guys with long hair and guys with big noses to the front of the queue! xxx
(Note: I have a passing interest in crossdressing, but it is very mild and not one of my priorities at this time. I am willing to meet crossdressers, however.)
Ideally, I'd like for you to be near Bradford as my current finances make it difficult for me to travel around on a whim, though I just might make a rare exception in certain cases... I can sometimes accommodate, depending on when I have the house to myself. I'll let you know when I do.
Please be washed and clean before meeting. I know I'm into some filthy shit (quite literally in a few rare cases!), but I prefer to start on a fresh canvas, if you know what I mean. Please also be either free of STIs or on PrEP. I'm clean and want to stay that way. That also means safe sex only, please. No bareback!
I am ONLY here to meet guys for sex and fetish fun, NOT for long, drawn-out, idle chit-chat. That's what Facebook Messenger and WhatsApp are for. Besides, I can't talk for shit in-person, so don't expect a face-to-face conversation with me. The only reason I'm able to say so much here is because I treat it like an essay for which I have plenty of time to prepare, write and edit at my discretion. Talking on the fly is NOT one of my strong points. You will get literally EVERYTHING you need to know about me from here. If you send me a message asking what I'm into, I will tell you to (re-)read this profile from the third paragraph down to the bottom of the first list of items.
Not being funny or rude, but please try to use correct spelling and grammar when sending me any messages. I'm going to struggle to understand what you're trying to say if your message looks anything like this: "hi luv u big cok u wan 2 cam send wer n wen" This isn't Twitter. There's no need to abbreviate everything when there's no character limit here.
Since I'm still only a free member, I would humbly request that you please refrain from asking me to send you pics as I'm stifled by this site's arbitrary photo limit for free members and I refuse to pay any money just to get some features that I can easily get for free on other sites. Just look at the pics I have in my gallery. They should give you enough of an idea of some of the things that turn me on.
I feel I must also stress that it would put me at ease if YOU decided what we do together as there are simply that many things I'm into that I'm spoilt for choice and I am TERRIBLE at making decisions. Please don't leave the choosing to me as I'll only waste time umming and ahhing over it.
I like both hairy and smooth/shaved bodies equally. Please don't tell me to shave my pubes or otherwise cut any hair from anywhere on my body. As a 'cub', I am proud of what body hair I have, and it's completely natural anyway; if you don't like it, kindly go elsewhere, please. The same applies regarding any of the kinks listed above. I'm proud to be turned on by each and every one of those things (Yes, even the filthier stuff). Life's too short for narrow-mindedness and blind hatred. Also, please save yourself the trouble of contacting me altogether if you don't have the patience to put up with my eccentric behaviour, just as I would be expected to tolerate your behaviour.
Having preached about tolerance and whatnot, I *do* have a few hard limits, most of which I think are reasonable but some I gained from personal experience:-
- Sharp objects
- Blood
- CBT
- Painful acts that leave marks
- Sounding
- Vomit
- Spit
- Kissing with tongues (unless I'm REALLY horny)
- Verbal (depending on what's being said)
- The (non-)word "boi"
- Overly camp guys
- Scallies/chavs
- Twinks (too young/skinny for me, sorry)
- ABDL
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Did you read all of this? I hope so, because it will all be on the test! ;P
