Back in 2000 AD... A literal thousand years ago (25 years lol)... any shifty cellphone could have taken a fucking proper dodgy face cock ass piss or cum pic... So now it's 2025 and you seriously still don't have a photo?
Oh no! Oh ok...I understand you are 007 and work for the British Chinese Russian or American government secret police and need to remain extremely secret wow so glad to not meet you.... not!
If your messages says 'hi how are you" nothing's gonna happen.
And so your like every other fucking fantasist working undercover for the KGB and the FBI the CIA and MI5. Ok
I have visible pictures videos and verifications if you have neither, don't fucking bother contacting me 007...
No matter how close you are to Jason Bournes cock/ass...James Bond boned identity.
current location...where you see me fucker! It's GPS 101.
Less than ten words = no response, not GOOD enough!
Love bottoming and topping with clean monkeys.
Basically make your initial contact message f****** hardcore hot and exciting and it will happen...
Taboo is best vanilla sucks.
Tell me in first message: "what your eyes focus on when you are busy fucking an arse, or your arse being fucked"...
Probably more interesting than anything you could tell me otherwise...
Can this s*** be any fucking simpler???
Sex doesn't happen if you msg is "I'm close...wanna meet?" or worse "hello"
Very voyeuristic and love taking photos and videos if you are one of those described as not having any in the intro to my profile?
LOL LMFAO
Msg me "mince me mine mx' and I'll know you're serious
