I'm looking for naked fun with older, stocky and hairy men. Facial hair very welcome.
I can be top/versatile/bottom/side. Not really fussed as long as we fancy eachother.
I have a full trimmed beard, a few extra pounds and I'm hairy (chest, back, belly, ass, legs) and no...you can't shave it for me.
My cock is avarage and I'm not fussed about size of yours. It is whole package that counts.
I'm always clean, like to think that I smell nice and expect immaculate cleanliness from you.
I trim my bits, never shave and I like it when a guy has some hair below.
I'm not a quick cummer and appreciate unhurried fun.
I can accomodate or travel up to 20 miles if I fancy you.
I don't do outdoors, car, sauna, phone, cam etc.
Skinny men, TVs, CDs, subs, heavily tatooed, pierced cocks, tight foreskins and men wearing PU/leather or lingerie NOT for me.
I'm on here to have fun in flesh and not into endless chatting or providing wank materials.
If I'm online and I'm looking I can meet the same day with 2 hour notice.
No pictures in your profile means no chat.
FACE PIC EXCHANGE IS A MUST TO ARRANGE MEETING so move on or block me if you are not willing to send one.
Stories such as "I have a pertner/wife/husband/family/paranoia and I need discretion" keep to yourself. That's your problem not mine. We all require some degree of discretion but taking risks sometimes pays off.
There is no accounting for taste so If I tell you you're not my taste it's only my opinion. Don't throw your toys out of the pram please. I'm not everyone's cup of tea and neither are you. That's common knowledge.
If you don't fit my criteria please don't message me saying something like "I wish I was stocky/hairy/older" If you're not you're not for me so what do you expect me to say?
This is my new profile due to reasons you don't have to know and I've been on here for years hence my bullshit detector is very sensitive and if it goes off you will be blocked....just to save my time and, ironically, yours as well.
I'd rather meet one decent fwb than deal with bunch of idiots and dreamers so spare me all the drama please.
Don't wink. Simply say what's on your mind.
You may call all the above rude...I call it direct.
