FabGuys.com: G (59) , Man in Westbury , South West, UK

BLUNT BUT SADLY VERY NECESSARY.

Despite being a reasonable, decent, reliable understanding man, who’d give anyone the benefit of the doubt, the following has to be said…

If you’re about as reliable as a builder estimate, and it seems to me that A LOT of the men on this site are just that, save us both a lot of grief and block me now!!!

A Psychologist would have a fucking field day trying to deal with all the rude, weird, annoying messers/fantasists on this site!!!

If however, you are a genuine, reliable, decent man (bi or gay) who actually does what he says he is going to do, feel free to continue reading.

It staggers me just how many men join this site to annoy and fuck people off!!! It seems to be a sport amongst sad, pathetic men who seem to enjoy pissing others around. I have never, ever known anything like it!!!

NO VIEWABLE PHOTOS? NOT PREPARED TO SEND ONE WITH A MESSAGE? YOU ARE UNLIKELY TO GET A RESPONSE. It doesn’t have to be a face shot

This profile is a bit long, but it is apparently a ‘good read’

Have you ever tried to herd cats?!? Dealing with many men on this site - bisexual men especially - can be even worse!!!

Be the WHEAT, not the CHAFF

I know what a tangled web most bisexual men weave - double life and all that. I know how a lot of bi men only get the urge for cock, bum and cum fun occasionally. I often have a reasonable, friendly chat with men on this site only for my last message to be ignored for weeks. Odd IMO. Very odd.

Then I sometimes notice that I have been blocked or those I were talking to have deleted their account!!! That is YOUR problem, not mine!!! Again, very odd behaviour, if you think about it!!!

It’s ONLY SEX!!! You almost certainly want and need it. Bi men need to work out how to deal with the guilt and deceit and get what you secretly

There are some very, VERY weird people out there…

We all get too many messages from men who obviously haven’t even read the very basics of a profile!!! WHY?!?

PLEASE READ IN FULL BEFORE MESSAGING OR WINKING

* Please do not make contact if you have no photos on your profile or you are not prepared to send at least one - preferably a torso shot - with your initial message!!! *

* men is any form of ladies clothes is a massive turn off!!!*

ME: once very good looking 59 year old total top who now looks better from a distance, sadly.

So many lie about their age on here. I don’t. I don’t look anything like as good as I used to, but I’m not exactly the Elephant man either!!!

My reason to being on this site is to meet and have sex with men. THAT is its only purpose as far as I am concerned. This is not a marital agency, a dating agency, the WI or Facebook!!!

I get a lot of winks/messages, and I am reasonably successful on here but if you are what I call a ‘yes, yes, yes, no’ messer/fanatasist then PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER ME. There is absolutely no point in reading any further.

Stick to wanking over gay porn when the Mrs isn’t around!!!

Please remember that there is danger in the written word - with no tone. Bi men especially TAKE NOTE

If you are 5’6”-5’9”, lean (not necessarily muscly) or if you have a bit of a Dad bod with short hair with a nice cock and you are bottom, then you go straight to the head of the queue.

Looks are not so important. I’m not looking for David Gandy, a young Cary Grant or a Daniel Craig look a like.

I have a thing for tanned bodies and white bums which I can bury my face into before fucking it senseless!!!

If you make an arrangement hook up and you don’t arrive, don’t answer the door when I get there or I get some pathetic, lame excuse, you WILL be blocked, having been reported to FG admin. I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE. END OF STORY!!!

The under 30’s are by far the worst!!! It is about time you got a grip and learnt some fucking manners!!!

# I DO NOT do blind meets. I need to see some photos of you - not necessarily face. If for some reason you are not prepared to send a photo or two, stop reading now #

* PLEASE NOTE *

a) I’m only into lean/slim/skinny maybe a bit of a dad bod men. Sorry. Large and chubby - it just won’t work. Rugger build is nice.

b) upper age limit as stated at 55. I do have a lot of messages/winks from men who are older. WHY?!?

c) messages/winks sent by those with no immediately viewable profile photos are unlikely to get a response unless a photo or two is included with the message!!! You can see me. I need to see you. It is only fair

d) men in ladies clothes, even just panties, are a massive turn off for me and every other gay man I know. Something for ‘bi-curious’ and ‘bi-sexual’ men to bear in mind

e) arsehole shots are horrible!!! A torso shot is a good start. Arse and cock photos even better

f) my age is for real, unlike SO MANY on this site. Born July 1965. Do the maths

g) please avoid just ‘Hi’ or ‘Hey’ as an initial message. Peak my interest with a proper message chaps.

h) be sure to read my verifications. I really didn’t write them myself!!!

Experienced, with 40+ years of ‘entertaining’ men. I’ve been told repeatedly that I’m good at what I do.

If I had a fiver for every man over the last 40 years who said how nice my cock is and how they could suck on it all night (“don’t let me stop you!!!”) and how it is an ideal size for fucking (absolutely true) I be driving a brand new Bentley!!!

Looking (ever hopefully) for decent, RELIABLE - REPEAT… RELIABLE, clean, lean/muscular/dad bod under 55 bottoms who want or need a seriously good fucking

If you unsure about you sexuality, have a tendency to blow hot or cold, or get cold feet, it IS NOT going to work. Sorry.

I can however sympathise to a degree. You absolutely do need to get your head together before you even join this site.

Can accommodate (I live alone) or I can travel.

I AM VERY DISCRETE

Looking for RELIABLE - repeat - RELIABLE non camp gay/bi sexual men. If you’re about as reliable as a DRUG FUCKED PIKEY, PLEASE BLOCK ME NOW

If you want serious sex, GET IT!!! You’ve got as far as this site - BE BOLD!!! BE BRAVE!!!

Serious sex is what you’ll get from me if there is chemistry: kissing (if you want to) licking, sucking, rimming and… fucking

I’m happy to play the dom role although you would have to address me as ‘Sir’ I HATE ‘Daddy’!!!

Certified very clean and free of everything. I am on PReP, as an ‘belt and braces’. I really prefer BB. Condoms are a nightmare

Don’t wake up in 10/20 years time and wish that you’d had a whole lot more cock.

I am GENUINELY a kind, understanding, gentlemanly, witty, often good natured man.

However, endless messaging, especially sex chat, is not really my thing. Sex chat has alarm bells ringing as to whether a man is genuine or not. 9 times out of 10 they are time wasting fantasists!!! Very sad sausages…

Ultimately, a face shot would be nice, but not essential. You can see me, I need to see you as I WILL NOT do blind meets. A body shot is required as the term ‘average’ on this site seems to cover a multitude of sins.

Established profiles with no photos are very suspicious to me. Likewise, profiles with no verifications at all. You wouldn’t buy a car without seeing it and checking its details. Why would I hook up with a man I know

This site is very hit and miss - sadly, more miss than hit. That said, I have met some very sweet, sexy men on here in the last year or so I have been using it. I have met up with a number of men since I rejoined in May 2023 whom I have seen 3/4/5 times to date

Please note that I live in a village near Westbury (which is near Warminster, not Westbury on Trym Bristol)

I am 30 miles/less than one hour from Bristol and Swindon. 6 miles from Trowbridge. 8 from Melksham. 15 from Chippenham. 20 from Bath.

I live alone. If you can’t accommodate and you need to come to me and these distances are too much for you (it amazes me how many wimp out at the thought of driving 30 fucking miles!!!) then it’s all a bit of a non starter!!!

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