This profile has been updated to streamline it, the last one got too wordy.
Not interested in HnH, 420 etc.
I'm fucking hot. I know I'm fucking hot and thus I can be picky about who I choose to meet.
I will not meet the following people:
- Racists, or anyone with "I will not meet [race of people]", that's also racist!
- Those in the arse end of nowhere. I'm not travelling out of London unless it's for EXCEPTIONAL circumstances!
-Tiny dicked people. I want to stress that I'm not solely looking for huge cocks, it's all about how you use it and i've had excellent fucks from people with decidedly average sized dicks, but I at least want to be able to feel it!
- People with no profile photos. If you don't send me a photo in your first message I will at the very least ignore it.
-people wanting to meet RIGHT NOW. I'm not sat at home waiting to fuck, I need to take time to prep!
People I will definitely meet:
- Cute Trans girls of any age
- Hot established couples or groups with me as the present to be passed around
- Exceptional single men
- People with their own dungeon
- People with a fucking machine
Anyone not explicitly mentioned above? Why not try your luck!
if you do not put 'PINEAPPLE' as the subject line when you message me, I will delete it.
I'm looking to organise a gangbang/gangbangs, with me and maybe another girl if one also messages me.
