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It’s all a virtual phallacy


Man in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 days ago

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Looking For

Couples (MM) Men aged 25 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Dick

56 years old
Bi-curious

5'7"  170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Interests

1 on 1, Bears, Cubs, Fur, Group sex, Kissing, Older guys, Oral, Safe sex, Wanking
Are there no Tops that fuck with a condom anymore?

Ideally, I like full fat knobs and low ballsacks. And if you have a foreskin, it should fully retract over your knob.

Some experience in massage (free of course)

As the pic on my profile shows, I’m hairy - that’s not everyone’s thing. But if you’ve read this far, at least you know. I’m not looking my ass shaved.

I’m not really a Top but have been known to, but only when it’s relaxed. Not at all interested in invites to walk in, find you on all fours, ass up and buck you. I need attraction and a sense of connection and some foreplay. I’m sure it’s not only married men who need foreplay. Kissing is always good, I’ll only sacrifice a snog if you’re a Top with a low hanging pair of balls and you’re looking them and your knob serviced.

Currently enjoying being fucked.

And just for the craic, I have experience of screwing men with a baseball bat (including a Frenchman who took half of a full size bat up his hole).

Not on PrEP. I’m an old fashioned condom user. That’s my preferred method of protection from HIV and STIs. Although it’s funny, I get the irony of taking a mouthful of spunk while being prudish about taking a load up the arse.

I’m not making any judgement about PrEP users, as one man on here messaged once, the community has earned the right to it.

@Bubblehead976 on X if you want to see what I’ve tweeted/retweeted and who I’m following.

Feel free to message me with your viewing recommendations. Legal only ffs.

Other people’s wisdom:

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

My top tip for emptying your bladder and flushing those last few drips of piss sitting in your urethra after pissing: press your thumb up on to your perineum - ie that spot between scrotum and anus. If you press on it when your actually pissing it ads force to your flow. That’s a handy tip if you’re into to giving watersports…

New shower installed. Can’t douche in it. Now use bottled water with sport cap. Fill bottle to brim. Squeeze gently to eliminate air. Insert in rectum. (Wet your ring before inserting with a gentle shampoo, the cap will slide in easier when lathered.) Hovering over the toilet, press on sides of bottle until your ass half fills gently full with water. Retain in ass for 5-10 seconds.

Compress bum cheeks and sphincter while breathing in and wiggle your ass (twerk) a little. Then expel the water from your hole like you were having a good dump. Make sure you’re sitting tightly on the toilet bowl at this stage.

Repeat as necessary until you’re flushing clear liquid :)

Don’t over-fill your ass with water as that’s more like colonic irrigation and you’ll end up flushing multiple times.

Have you used sh24.org.uk. You can get a free sexual health test kit posted to you and it’s free return post. All sent in plain packaging. Results typically back in 72 hours via text or email.

If you’re married or in a cohabiting relationship and you don’t want your significant other to know, ask a friend if you can get it posted to their address. It’s relatively straightforward to use the kit. Well worth the peace of mind and demonstrates respect for ourselves and those we are playing with. A little bit of solidarity can go a long way in this game.

Acknowledging this is a sex site and not Facebook, but it is possible to play hard and still be kind. If you’re interested in leaning “into kindness and cultivate compassion”, check-out the link below.

https://www.mindful.org/how-to-be-more-compassionate-a-mindful-guide-to-compassion/

Look after yourselves.