FabGuys.com: T (40) & D (30) , Couple (MM) in Folkestone, South East, UK

Fun, good-looking couple (40/6’3”/hairy/beary and 30/5’6”/otter) with INSANE throat skills looking for hot 25+ guys to blow together. We LOVE the vibe of a three, so single guys or separately-playing couples only, please. We’re a very chilled, secure and no-drama pair just looking to show off what we can do (we totally get off watching the other go to town, and we’re a very good team who LOVE making out over a dick). No reciprocation needed or wanted. We like it fun, horny, respectful and *uncomplicated*.

We’re really nice guys, but have little patience for flakes. If we say we’ll meet, we’ll meet, so don’t muck us about and we’ll get on GREAT. Totally down for a regular thing if the vibe is right.

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We’re very discreet ourselves and totally respectful of others’ need or want of discretion. However, we won’t ever meet unless you can verify yourself either through or outside of Fab, so don’t bother messaging if you’re going to get your boxers in a twist about that. If you make us jump through hoops or keep doing the ever-so-tedious disappearing act, we’ll just block. No dick is *that* good!

More than happy to share face pics in chat. All those photos are from 2025, and mostly the last 3-4 months… yes, that’s a hint. If you’re still using photos from more than two years ago, give your head a wobble. If you message us first, we’d expect you lead with one without us having to chase. Block if not interested. We’ll do the same.

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We’re also very conscientious about sexual health (on daily PrEP, have a full MOT *every* month and vaccinated against *everything*). A frightening amount of people don’t take this stuff seriously at all.

If you message looking to hookup, we WILL ask you about your situation and status, regardless of your sexual orientation. If you’re evasive (or worse, have no testing history), we’re immediately out. No drugs/HnH. EVER.

Please, for the love of God. It’s so easy:

https://www.sh.uk/

More than happy to answer any questions you have about the testing process if you’re unfamiliar with how they do things.

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Can host or travel (prefer to host), but really never available “right now”. We both have busy, active lives, and so like to plan a meet, even if it’s a one-off. You’d have to be UNREAL levels of hot for us to drop everything.

Messaging with just “Free?” or “Now?” is gonna get you either ignored or blocked, depending upon how annoying or pushy you are with it.

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Straight/curious guys very welcome, just don’t be weird or dramatic about it. It’s literally *just* a BJ to us… relax ;-)

That being said, we get a LOT of messages from straight guys. This is also meant to be fun for *us*. We’re not counsellors, and we’re not here to mentally hold your hand through the process. Figure your shit out before you contact us, as the vague back-and-forth messages that skirt around the issue and go nowhere do our heads in. Getting your dick sucked by a guy doesn’t make you gay in the same way being a decent driver doesn’t make you Lewis Hamilton.

BUT, if you’re chill, genuinely curious and have your shit together, we’ll of course do everything we can to make you feel the most relaxed, because these throats are definitely worth it.

No, we don’t have a gloryhole… If you’re THAT pressed about it, just have a woman suck your dick.

One awesome thing about being gay is we don’t ever have to tolerate nonsense from straight men. A few of you have come on *very* strong and cocky, thinking we’re going to drop everything and be giddy because a straight lad showed some interest, only to then get humbled pretty quick. Clearly that attitude isn’t working with women if you’re messaging us, so just be cool and we’ll all have a great time.

Ultimately, if you’re uncomfortable with the idea of two guys blowing you… just don’t message us. It’s that simple, lads. But if you are, we promise we’ll send you back home in a daze.

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TURN ONS: Proactive guys. Guys comfortable in their own skin/sexuality. Guys who precum. Heavy cummers. A sense of humour. Guys who can go multiple rounds. Rimming enthusiasts. Verbal guys.

TURN OFFS: Flaky, pushy, aloof or standoffish guys. Guys who keep trying to add things into the mix despite us VERY clearly stating what we’re up for. Immaturity/recklessness regarding sexual health. Drugs/HnH of ANY kind. Long hair. Hilariously out of date photos.

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