Hello, handsome stranger I'm a gay bloke who’s more bottom than versatile, looking for a top or versatile top who knows how to take the lead—but I do enjoy the occasional plot twist.
I’m not here for one-word wonders. If your opener is “hi” or “nice pic,” I’ll probably assume you’ve mistaken me for a chatbot. I like men with masculine features and a bit of charm—bonus points if you can make me laugh before you make me blush.
I work in the NHS (yes, I’ve seen things… no, I won’t tell you unless we’re d*unk), so my weekdays are pretty full—Wednesday to Sunday are long shifts. But come Monday or Tuesday, I’m all yours. I love a good trip around the UK, so if you’re up for hosting, I’m up for visiting. I can also accommodate, so we’ve got options.
Hygiene is non-negotiable. If you smell like a locker room, I’ll politely escort you back to it. I’m direct, not rude—think of me as your brutally honest friend who also happens to fancy you.
The last one, most important for you, for really good sex I can go far and book some travelodge ... visit place as well.
