Quick remark, I'm raising money for Movember this year, so until the end of November, I have a moustache on my face. It's turned out that tache is quite popular and everybody wants to meet up, but this slug really annoyed me lol, so if u want to meet me up, be quick because I want to shave it asap lol.
I'm a gay bloke who’s more bottom than versatile, being beta looking for an alpha, but I do enjoy the occasional plot twist from time to time.
You already know that...no face no talk.
I’m not here for one-word wonders. If your opener is “hi” or “nice pic,” I’ll probably assume you’ve mistaken me for a chatbot. I like men with masculine features and a bit of charm—bonus points if you can make me laugh before you make me blush.
I work in the NHS (yes, I’ve seen things… no, I won’t tell you unless we’re d*unk), so my weekdays are pretty full—Wednesday to Sunday are long shifts. But come Monday or Tuesday, I’m all yours. If you want to meet up at the weekend, I need to know a month in advance to take a/l.
I love a good trip around the UK, so if you’re up for hosting, I’m up for visiting. However, I like to clean myself before "activities", so I always book a hotel, so you don't need to worry about accommodation. I can also accommodate if you want to pop in, so we’ve got options.
Hygiene is non-negotiable. If you smell like a locker room, I’ll politely escort you back to it. I’m direct, not rude—think of me as your brutally honest friend who also happens to fancy you.
The last thing: Polish roots, UK boots. If that’s too much culture for you, best of luck elsewhere.
