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And in case you are wondering what that was all about - I am not seeking any further meets due to having, quite accidentally captured the heart of another and in doing so, completely lost my own, together with what little remained of my sanity.
The literary magnificence of what follows shall be allowed to remain, in order not to deny posterity the benefit of such breathtaking drivel.
I'm beginning to feel there is a huge neon sign at the top of this profile saying "Apply Within" and visible only to the sinister, scary and clinically sociopathic, all of whom would really be much more comfortable in a nice rubber room in Broadmoor.
I'm a genuine and sincere Scottish guy who will always reply to a wink or a message even if you are the Two Headed Queen of the Troll People, (if only to politely decline the invitation to feast on your firstborn.)
I am now however, in possession of a blocklist marginally shorter than War and Peace but not by much.
I have always rather imagined that, in return, most other humans would respond to a message from me - if only to tell me to go and fuck myself which, if that were physically possible, would cancel out the reason for my being here in the first place. (Although somewhere on this site there exists the photographic evidence of a very beautiful and talented man in Cardiff who can do exactly that - and no, I won't tell you who he is cause its a very long way to the end of the wannabefuckedbyhim queue, Birmingham I think )
I am ideally Looking for straight or bi guys(don't have to buy them dinner) or gay guys for NSA meets - at the moment it has to be car / outdoor unless you can accomm or I will travel within reason.
I cannot accommodate, not because I'm married, closeted, hiding several decomposing bodies under the floorboards or so breathtakingly repellent and seriously deformed to the point of utter revulsion that I'm using someone else's photographs to lure innocent men into thinking I'm originally from Planet Earth (Yes - Glasgow is on Earth)It's just not possible given my current circumstances.
BJ guaranteed - a fuck is up to you and nothing much wanted in return.
The pics I have posted are the only I have to date, unless you want to see a lot of photographs of me and steam trains and should not be taken to mean I'm only into black guys and BDSM but if you happen to be both then I'll book the registry office now.
(am not seriously looking for a husband - if I were I wouldn't be looking here)
If you've got this far then well done and you deserve a blowjob for sheer bloody-minded determination and persistence and I think you probably know what to do next.
PS If I wink at you it means I'm interested - it doesn't mean I can't be bothered to write to you properly - blame the arrogant wankers who are so far up their own arses that they can't actually bring themselves to respond to a message and get up mine instead.
To the University of Sydney and other assorted voyeuristic sickos; please feel free to wank yourselves silly over pictures of my bum - far better that than the customary family activity so apparently popular in the land of the late and unlamented Rolf Harris
