FabGuys.com: Alan (42) , Man in Colchester , East Midlands, UK

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Bristol update November 2024!

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Have adjusted my schedule, budget and most importantly expectations so that I can get a couple of nights in my new home city hopefully more frequently (every 4-5 weeks).

Once I'm free of Colchester lurgy I will be back with you lovelies. I don't wanna bring down the good folk of Bristol with my cold which is common to my population but not yours. It didn't work out great for the Aztecs with the Spaniards did it?!

Apologies if the history taught to me in my C of E primary school was surprisingly inaccurate much like it's teachings on true acceptance. Please share in my demonstration of love through bants and close to the bone sarcasm. A beloved Essex pastime that I can't wait to culturally exchange with you again.

Take care my lovelies. Smell ya later ;p xxx

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I am looking for casual, respectful, connected sex and fleeting moments of companionship with real humans.

Like me you will be chill, energised, sensual, sated and done with life's dramas.

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I embrace the bachelor life and choose to remain single so that I may freely mingle. It is my expectation that if you approach me on this site for casual sex in my home that you too will be in a similar place in life.

I don't mind your life situation if you are a random in a hotel bar, on a night out, or we wank on cam together. I only ask that you do not ask to do in my manor something that you would not do in your's. Cheers bro.

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I enjoy showing love for myself by spending an afternoon and evening cooking a "classic" spaghetti Al Bolognese with a couple of cheeky drinks and lots of sensual horniness. I'm a male Nigella with no time for uncontrolled habits or self-entitled art curators.

I find the best flavaflav is brought to the bedroom when starting with a sturdy rich indulgent vanilla base. The darker umami notes of male sexuality dance on the tongue better that way.

Come and get your beardy chops round this my hairy beauty. I am gonna look in your gorgeous eyes and tell you how much I fucking love it mate. It is divine to taste my juicy meat on your lips.

Now look in my eyes with your mouth full and tell me you love it too. Say it with those gorgeous peepers.... That's it my friend. You really are a fucking beauty.

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I'm all about the vibes and feels bro.

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I talk like an idiot savant monk and fuck with all the abandon of a feral animal. Yeah mate. I'm your very own Ra-ra-rasputin. I have loved a russian queen and I predict the downfall of your established order.

I goon out with deep feelings of love and awe lost in the beautiful pleasurable moments of lovemaking with no words (apart from the occasional gutteral "fuck yes you beauty"), but mainly animal grunts, groans, sighs and the belly laughs true pleasure affords us.

I warmly invite you to openly approach me in a real life everyday situation to tell me I'm attractive and that you want my tail.

Approach me like a human so we can inhale and eat each others arses like happy well socialised dogs.

I would respect and be turned on by your choice to act and speak in alignment with your desires in public for everyone's collective betterment.

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I will drop to my knees and breathe your crotch in deeply, enjoying the sensation of your genitals swelling against my warm beardy cheek.

The transactional act of sex has the bonus of interest paid through reciprocation when you bank with me.

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I sit in this moment; with an open heart, mind and legs; my hairy man nuts swinging freely to some sweet sweet tunes. I enjoy the anticipation of your communications.

Peace, love and brotherhood my friends xxx

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