Hi there.
If you haven't got time to read my numerous verifications, they generally say I am a nice, friendly and reliable guy with a very big dick, who loves sex and fucks really well! Hopefully anything else you need to know is covered below...
FAQs:
1.) How are you/U OK?
I'm fine and dandy, thanks. I'm British, so I say I'm fine, even if I'm not, because us Brits don't wear our hearts on our sleeves do we?! Stiff upper lip and all that.
2.) “WUU2”/Up to much?
If I'm online on here I am probably at a loose end for a while.
3.) “Wot U in2”?
It's all listed in the INTERESTS section above. But to summarise; easygoing, tactile, stimulating, passionate sex - lots of kissing, sucking, rimming, fucking and cumming please! Threesomes with couples who are both into me are great. I prefer to avoid groups of four or more - they are too random and impersonal for my liking. I don’t do public sauna meets.
4.) Can you commit to meeting next week?
Yes I can, but experience of online hook-up sites has taught me that plans made more than an hour or two in advance rarely ever come to pass - especially when they involve men who say they are going to be visiting my area and then ghost me on the day in question and get verified by another bloke instead! That really is rather annoying! So, if you are visiting my area, feel free to message me on the day - if you’re still interested by then!
5.) Can you do right now?
Always worth asking, but being online doesn't always mean I'm instantly available to meet. When I add myself to the ‘meet today’ list I am definitely free. A little calendar icon also appears on my profile to indicate this.
6.) Are you kinky?
Not particularly. I enjoy daddy/son roleplay, pup masks and some light spanking sometimes? I have had older guys moan "fuck me harder daddy" which is quite amusing in a way ;-)
7.) What's your type?
I don't have an exclusive type, but I particularly enjoy being a dominant daddy to younger men; twinks, chav lads, cubs, otters, bears, muscle jocks, straight tradies, cis men, FTM men, I love them all. I don't mind older guys - if they are in good shape and everything is in working order. If you are over my stated age range, I have been known to make exceptions for muscular and/or well hung mature gents. And I mean proper muscular, not beer belly and bat wings!
8.) Are you top or bottom?
Usually top. I am occasionally versatile if I feel relaxed enough and really like the guy I am playing with (assuming they are vers and they can fit my very tight hairy daddy hole). Flip fucking can be really hot in the right circumstances.
9.) How big are you?
If you mean my big fat daddy dick, it's about 9 fat fucking inches fully erect. I am a generally big guy; very tall, stocky, big hands, size 12 feet. Think you can handle that? ;-)
10.) Are you a grower or a show-er?
Definitely a GROWER!!!
11.) Are you a heavy cummer?
YES! And I can repeat!!!
12.) Will you pop my cherry?
It's an honour and pleasure to take a guy's anal virginity. I have done it a fair few times. I know what I am doing and they always leave with a smile on their face (and sometimes with their legs wobbling). So, if I like the look of you I will gladly take on the responsibility of carefully breaking you in.
13.) Into HnH?
I don't want to do high and horny meets, thank you. If you cannot have a great time in the bedroom without being off your head on '4-20', 'Charlie', 'G', 'Tina', P*ppers, etc., please do NOT contact me.
14.) Can you tell me what you're going to do to me?
No. I'm not here to write erotic stories for you to wank to. Let's meet and see what happens.
15.) Face pic?
Yes I have recent face pics. They will be supplied on request. I am highly unlikely to agree to meets with men who won't reciprocate, unless their bodies are absolutely stunning. I am generally considered to be handsome, but like most men on here, I prefer not to have my face publicly visible on my profile. I have long hair. If that is an issue for you, tap block now!
16.) Do you do anon/darkroom/gloryhole meets?
NO, NO, NO!!!
17.) Do you mind if I dress up?
I have absolutely no interest in having sex with men who are wearing wigs, lipstick and lingerie. Each to their own. It's just not my thing.
18.) Outdoors?
Highly unlikely, unless I am out and about, it's warm and dry, I'm feeling horny, need to unload and there is somewhere sufficiently secluded to go to and I have some wet wipes handy!
19.) Can you accom?
YES! I now live alone in a flat on the outskirts of Swansea, five miles from the city centre, SA3 area. Number 14 bus stops right outside the site.
20.) “R U discrete"?
If you mean discreet - yes of course. I'm here for a good time, not to make trouble for anyone.
21.) Are you clean?
I am very fastidious. I look after my personal hygiene properly. I expect the same from others. If you mean "clean" as in sexual health; I get tested every three months and I take PrEP daily.
22.) What is PrEP?
PrEP is a wonder drug freely available on the NHS that protects you from getting HIV. A very good idea if you have casual sex.
23.) Do you only do bareback?
No. I wear condoms if preferred. I fit Pasante Super King XXL condoms for your information ;-)
24.) Can I douche at your place?
I would prefer that you sorted that before visiting please. Need I say more?
25.) What is douching?
Anal douching is vital if you're going to bottom. We all know what comes out of our bum holes, so washing it inside is essential to avoid unpleasant smelly mess during sex. You can use a rubber bulb to flush your hole out with water, or your shower hose with the head removed. A high fibre diet also helps - lots of skins and seeds stop things clogging up in there.
26.) Have you got p*ppers?
No! I am a top, why would I need them?
27.) Do you mind if I use p*ppers?
I don't like the smell and the vapour makes me lose my erection, so use them sparingly if you must, but if you use them continuously they will ruin my performance, so bear that in mind if you expect to get a long hard fuck!
28.) Have you got Snapchat?
No. I use WhatsApp for instant messaging - an app for grown ups!
29.) Do you cam?
Not these days. I much prefer physical meets.
30.) Have you got anymore pics or videos?
No. There's ample content on my profile. If you're still interested in meeting me after you have wanked and shot your load to them, feel free to get in touch. Please do not ask me to send content on messaging apps as it uses up too much memory and it’s too much hassle for usually very little gain!
31.) Can you film me taking your cock?
Yes, sure, no problem.
32.) Can you pick me up?
I can probably lift you up in my arms, but if you mean getting in my car and driving to sketchy locations on the off chance you will be waiting there, the answer is a definite no.
33.) Why have you got so many verifications?
I guess I must be doing something right?!
Anything else?
Don't be afraid to ask. But please also don't be afraid to meet, otherwise let's not waste each other's time. There are way too many prick teasers as it is. I am here to FUCK, not to be fucked around!
Live long and prosper.
PS: ‘The Force’ from Rugby suggested the following new profile names for me:
‘Arse Destroyer’,
‘Man Drill’,
‘Bigger Than You’,
‘Topper of Tops’.
;-)
