FabGuys.com: Warren (55) & Harry (44) , Couple (MM) in Ross on Wye, West Midlands, UK

Hey, thanks for stopping by.

Us: 55 & 44.

Older bear and younger otter.

Both uncut, average height, average… but generously equipped.

Cautious by nature, highly sexed by design.

Ideally looking for discreet fun that might grow into friendships built on trust, respect, and a bit of networking along the way.

Our type?

Rugged, hairy-chested, bearded rugby types… And age-appropriate subby bottoms.

If the phrase “pocket rocket” applies to you — congratulations, you’ve probably just made the shortlist.

A few practical notes:

Discretion matters. We don’t meet on impulse. Things get arranged properly.

420 is fine. But lives revolving around drink or drugs… Less so.

We have absolutely no interest in high and horny or anyone associated with it.

No Kik or Snapchat. WhatsApp occasionally — depending who you are.

Ladies: we admire the confidence, but lingerie appearances are a firm no from both of us.

No Transsexuals, no cross-dressers.

No means no. No exceptions.

Honestly, we're not going out of our way to be mean. It's not our thing, and our preferences should be repected. Though we do hope you find someone who treats you like the queen you deserve to be.

Also — and this shouldn’t need saying — if you’re one of those relentlessly pushy people who think “no” means “ask again louder”… save us both the time. The world doesn’t owe you access.

Yes, we understand it may be frustrating that our work schedule doesn’t bend around your erection. Unfortunately, we’re terrible people with an unreasonable commitment to maintaining professional boundaries.

All we can really offer is our sincerest apology...

If you message:

Start with a clear face pic and a full-body nude.

No exceptions. It lets us know you’re real, not another blank profile with opinions.

One more thing about cam:

We don’t perform with each other on camera. Small town, loose tongues, unnecessary gossip. If sensationalism is your thing at other people's expense. We're not for you.

And without exception, even if we're in the directing room. Don't bark orders when you're not even on cam.

Anything beyond that only happens off-platform with those that we truly trust.

We're both past the age of games or nonesense.

We only ever play together.

It's either both, or not at all.

Final note:

We’ve recently started PrEP and our interests are drifting enthusiastically toward group / DP territory. If that idea excites you too, feel free to say hello.

But again — lead with a face pic.

Especially if your account is less than a year old.

It’s amazing how often that simple step filters out the time-wasters and idle gossips.

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