Well first thanks to the guy who told me I'd misspelt my previous username, I'm dyslexic but as you can tell from iRim, I'm into rimming/ass worship/face sitting. Happy to snog first and rim after if you don't like kissing after I've been munching on your ass. If you like being topped, I like to fuck after I've rimmed, as I slip in easier. I'd be up for someone rimming my ass too or me getting fucked as well
If you're not into having your ass eaten, then I'm into all the usual stuff, including sportswear, mainly Adidas and football kit, or at least the shirt with trackies
I'm into trying pretty much anything, if I'm your type - try me. Even better if you know of a porn link that shows it, see if it gets me hard/wet
I'm not a fan of lingerie, but if it's minimal and for humiliation purposes, it might be ok, send a pic, but if you want to meet with a bra and stockings etc (I'm sure someone will correct me if I've mis named them) I'd be less interested. Leather wise, I'm not keen on those leather hats (forget their name, but remember they're pricey) but rubber etc and everything else is good
Loads of guys on here seem to be after a hung guy or someone who is a gym bunny, I'm the total opposite, I like average/puppy fat/cub/chub/bear-ish and fine with any dick size, I wouldn't say no if you have a 6pac and a dick a horse would be jealous of. If you're wearing a jock in your pic, and your ass is facing the camera, then you'll definitely get a fab/wink from me. Dick wise, if you're wearing a chastity cage - great! I know guys who have a cage like to wear a nappy/diaper to further desensitise your crotch even more, so if you wear diapers/nappies that's ok by me too, or if your incontinent that's fine. I'm not looking for a guy in chastity, but would be nice bonus if you wear a cage
Going back to arse, if you can "wink" your hole, maybe push like your going to fart, so I feel it on my tongue that would be hot, just "wink" by pushing and pulling your hole
The only other thing I'm not keen on are gloryholes, I don't see the point in meeting someone at theres or yours only to have their dick appear in a hole, I'd want to see and enjoy you all. I don't mind a dimly lit room with porn playing on the TV but if you have to watch it on your phone, it will make me think your attention is diverted to your phone - that slam noise - that's me walking out your place and getting an Uber back home. Also don't be sending me to a neighbours house as a "test" especially if it's the house were the grumpy lesbians live and they're f**ked off I'm a their door
I'm totally cool with FF etc, and if your wearing a yellow or red jock in your pics, I'll get the hint. Black, white or blue jocks are fine, but will assume they mean nothing, unless you tell me. If you get FFed a lot, let me know, I do like the sloppy noises well used holes make and know how deep you can normally take a. Talking of ass again, I like toys and fingering guys
I prefer guys to be natural, so I'm good with you if your sweaty (especially your ass and pits) and a bonus if you work at a desk and you've just got home from work
If your into seriously freshly showered guys, then get your shower gel and towels at the ready, as I'll be happy to hop into the shower again and wash each other, take it easy shoving your finger up my ass, might as well start a little in the shower ;-)
I'm good with guys who are sweaty or undouched (especially if your straight/bi or haven't a clue what douching is, I wouldn't go checking what the word means, if you've never had anything up your hole, or never do), if you prefer guys really clean then let me know, I wear glasses, but not in the shower
Please keep my friends to a list of "who I would meet" or maybe the hotlist, so just add me as a friend or say I should add you to my hotlist, if your up for meeting. If you have no face, the most your likely to get out of me is a wink, your welcome to send your face or better pics if you'd like to meet
If you have a kink, even I've not mentioned, give me a try, even better if you send a link from your fav site that shows me it. Which porn vid gets you really hard? Share it with me
Don't forget to read the age range too!! but no to phone or cam, has to be a proper meet. Please only message if you're the age range I'm looking for and have pics, either on your profile or to send in private
Give me a try if your into watersports, "dirty", "filthy" or "pig" you never know if I've not had a shower, might need some prior warning though
Please have pics and some little text on your profile - not a load of copyright disclaimer crap
