FabGuys.com: johno (40) , Man in speke, North West, UK

38 year old bi male, looking for reg fun with trans, ts/tv, tgirls are ideal, but nothing set in stone.

No hairy cocks or over 65's as massive turn off, Want to know more message me

Have Snapchat "johno3118" or telegram "johno318" add me for a quiker response as im hardly ever logged on here.

I'm attracted to cock not guys.

Smooth/trimmed cocks only as not into Bush.

I will give anything a try except kiss or fuck men! (Not yet as exploring)

Will happily receive a cock in my ass but won't put mine in one unless your a sexy female, tgirl/ crossdresser etc.

Will suck and play with cock(s) till happy endings n serve myself a nice milkshake lol!

I knicked this from someones profile, thought it was quite funny:

SO THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT

ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX???

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Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.

2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.

3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.

4. Sex with [hidden] different Go Compare.

5. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.

6. Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.

This always makes me giggle and is so true for this site:

When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

TWAT was a pregnant FISH

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

AC/DC was a band,

A & O levels were qualifications

CLUBS were for dancing in

69 was just a NUMBER

......and then I came across Fab.... and all my education was ruined right then n there.

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