FabGuys.com: johno (38) , Man in speke, North West, UK

38 year old bi male, looking for reg fun with trans, ts/tv, tgirls are ideal, but nothing set in stone.

No hairy or over 55's as massive turn off, Want to know more message me

Have Snapchat "johno3118" add me for a quiker response as im hardly ever logged on here.

I'm attracted to cock not guys.

Smooth/trimmed cocks only as not into Bush.

I will give anything a try except kiss or fuck men! (Not yet as exploring)

Will happily receive a cock in my ass but won't put mine in one unless your a sexy female, tgirl/ crossdresser etc.

Will suck and play with cock(s) till happy endings n serve myself a nice milkshake lol!

I knicked this from someones profile, thought it was quite funny:

SO THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT

ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX???

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Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.

2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.

3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.

4. Sex with some1 different Go Compare.

5. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.

6. Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.

This always makes me giggle and is so true for this site:

When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

TWAT was a pregnant FISH

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

AC/DC was a band,

A & O levels were qualifications

CLUBS were for dancing in

69 was just a NUMBER

......and then I came across Fab.... and all my education was ruined right then n there.

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