Well hello there sir.
I assume you are a man, because you are reading this bio of Casper – probably late at night with all the lights down low, and you are breathing all heavy and you have shut the cat out the back so it doesn’t disturb you reading about him.
This isn’t Casper writing this by the way, this is Donald Trump. So anything I say about Casper you should take as absolute fact because I am very trustworthy and never exaggerate.
After all, I was the head of the good old US of A (I think?). Fake news this is not!
When Casper asked me to write this biography for him, I was at first shocked, then honoured, then very, very teary and then a little bit sick in the toilet. (I think the last one was because I had had an old yoghurt at lunch that day). But I wiped my mouth, put on my trousers and pants (I go bottomless when I’m in my den) and sat down at my computer (a gift from the Republican party).
Here are the fruits of my many hours of toil… I'll tweet them later but in case you can't wait just continue reading...
Casper is the typical guy next door, who happens to want to have some fun with you at the same time. He's not looking for anything heavy or long term – just some discreet playful good times.
Thanks so much,
Donald.
P.S. Melania helped me with some of the spellings.
P.P.S . Just because He's online doesnt mean he's wanting to meet this minute for cock....lol
P.P.P.S. I really did win it big... By a lot
