If you're not going to read this, kindly move on. Thank you.
Me: Good condition for age, slim, smooth, compliant, looking for regular/ FWB. Lingerie: on me, optional. On you, no thanks, sorry.
You: Masculine, seductive, over 5'10", not overweight. You want to fuck me. Hairy body a bonus. You have pics -not just your cock. You have some words on your profile. You've read mine...
Terms and Conditions:
Any first message shorter than six words will be deleted instantly. Younger than 45? Deleted. Repeat offenders/unable to take no for an answer: blocked.
If you so much as look at my pics I'll scream and invoke UCC 1-103 1-308, which facilitates trade across US state borders and isn't part of UK law at all.
Sydney University, if you wish to use this profile and/or the images contained therein, please contact my agent and I am sure we can come to an arrangement
