A Quirky, Clever and kind, ARMPITS, SOCKS, UNDERWEAR, TRAINERS AND HAIRY MEN loving guy. Not in any particular order, not all at once, one or two would be great but im happy with none of them at all.
The only non negotiables are…rude, self absorbed, unwashed, humourless, vain, unkind,up themselves melodramatic cock teasing dickheads in any order or quantity or at any time. Stay home and crack one off you guys, far away from me.
I don’t suffer fools, bigots or bitches gladly, either just play nicely. I
I have a dry sense of humour, manners, social skills, insufferably good in the morning generally cheerful and not moody, I am great with words, and crap with numbers.
Im sorry, Total Bottoms, Trans, Fem Bois and
Camp guys just don't do it for me, Masculine top/vers top guys do.
My Ideal is one-on-one connected sex with a regular FB or BF, however I will never say no to sex with the right guy. I’ve tried most things and I know what I like but always up for trying something new, just ask, you never know. Mxx
