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Comedienne looking for good gags


TV/TS in Brundall / Norwich / London, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

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Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS aged 30 to 99. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Slut Emily

50 years old
Bisexual

5'10"  178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bikers, Boots, Group sex, Leather, Muscle, Older guys, Rimming, S&M, Safe sex, Uniform
Magical gurl, tarot reader, adventuress and occasional stand-up comedienne (well, more kneel-down comedienne most days). Looking for hung Dom guys, couples or groups to play with, plus kink-friendly and/or magical friends.

Yes, I know I look a bit domme. But I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SUBS. Not for love nor money. And no matter how many times I say it, I still seem to be beating you guys off with a stick…

…maybe that’s where I’m going wrong?

Very much enjoy CNC with single tops or groups, but annoyingly hard to organise. (I mean, whaddoesittake to get a girl tied up and used around here?)

On that note, if you wanted to enact my top fantasy, you would:

- be hung and at least 5’10” tall

- either a builder / tradesman / road worker or prepared to dress like one

- own or be prepared to rent a van with cargo restraint rings

- pick me up, strap me down and gag me

- drive me somewhere reasonably remote, or at least where screaming won’t attract undue attention

- use me (safe anal only), keeping me gagged any time my mouth isn’t in use

- bonus: bring at least two friends

Ground rules:

- My time is limited due to work and family (I’m a carer). Please don’t waste it.

- NO BB, which means no cum up the bum please. Hate that I have to state it, but some people just don't read the instructions before putting tab A into slot B.

- For preference, be recently tested. If you need a test kit, visit tht.org.uk.

- If you like whipping/spanking/biting - no inexplicable bruising that's gonna last into the next day please.

- Can’t accom for above reason unless I trust and invite you, and then it’d only be in my garage. Don’t mind where you accom - in fact, nastier the better…

- Bring a sense of humour. Sex is too much fun to take seriously.

Outside that: professional nerd, number of geeky interests (amateur tarot reader, tech, astronomy). Should get around to relearning guitar. Also sometimes write comedy bits for friends. Queen of snap comebacks - guess I have a well trained gag reflex.

Have fun

Em x