FabGuys.com: muffinfukker (53) , Man in Bridgwater , South West, UK

Morning.

I'm a 52 year old caterer, looking for sex and social.

Can go from circle jerks, through mild to rough and raw. Mainly top and love to explore a body, kneeding muscles nipping teats, tasting pits and feeling holes.

Really enjoy long languid sessions. Not so much into cum and goes. I have a long fuse and a decent bang.

Am 420 friendly but anything heavier, I can do with out hassle.

Please have something on your profile that tells me about you. Once you've seen 1million dick pic, you've seen them all. Body pics say how you look after your self, face pics show if you've got a soul. You must have/send a face pic before we meet.

Take a look at you profile today and ask your self, does it make you look interesting to guys your interested in. There's no point complaining you can't pull if you've put the bare a minimum (or a negative) profile.

Age range is flexible. Although mainly 30s to early fifty, mature twenties and fit fifty's may be considered.

I did have a load of stories and poems here, mainly to entertain. But fabguys deleted my profile for promoting my mates book (look up Mark Pmek on the site named after a South American River. It a bloody good read) if I find them I'll repost them

THE FOO FOO SPEECH

For the last eight thousand years, since the start of civilization, heterosexual man has said to woman "your so pretty and lovely, can i see your foo foo?"

"No", she says "Not until you've fed me, bought me things, made me a home and made me feel ever so special"

Gay men say to another " Oi mate, can I see your foo foo?"

"Sure", he replied " I've got an hour free. Oh hang on, I've got a husband. You better look at his as well."

"Cool", says the first " then we can all go for a pint after"

And that's why gays are just better than straights

Dance until your feet hurt

Sing until your lungs hurt

Act until your William Hurt

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