UPDATED 10.05.26. Apologies that this is a long profile; some readers are challenged by this, but I have good reasons.
I’m 65 but get taken for younger. Seeking only no-strings fun with reliable guys 18-50s. I prefer to accommodate, weekday daytimes & Sunday lunchtimes. Masculinity is key; next-door blokey-blokes, especially bouncer, builder, bruiser and meat-head types. Stocky, thick-set, beefy, rugby-build up to moderate chub are ideal, but medium/slim build can be fine too. Hairy (especially legs) a big plus. Married, got a gf, first-timers, inexperienced, bi-curious and non-scene especially welcome. I’m told I’m good at putting new guys at ease. I offer comfort, privacy & discretion. I’m genuine, reliable, discreet and sane. I am far from alpha male but I’m told it isn’t obvious that I’m gay either. I’m medium build, not very hairy, a daddy to some, but not a bear. I don’t go to the gym, I have thin arms & legs and a bit of a belly now. Some guys think I’m hung, more down to girth.
Not seeking romance, a relationship or even friendship. Not into blind meets, so I need a clear recent face pic before I can agree to meet. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR GROUPS! Not attracted to men who are camp, effeminate or obviously gay, (no offence intended to anyone); attitude & vanity I find repellent. Do not ask to meet if you are unwashed or not prepared to shower at mine, have a sore throat, a cold, anything infectious, if you expect to be fucked without being douched (that means a repeated enema), if you’re a drug user, psychotic or have mental health issues. If we’ve chatted before & you message me again from a new profile with no face pic, I will have no way of knowing who you are! If you’ve given me reason to block you in the past, don’t be dumb enough to try & trick me into meeting you again by making new profiles. I don’t use aromas, but no probs if you do, just don’t expect me to buy them for you. I find aftershaves a turn-off. I do not give out my email address, don’t have Snapchat or Telegram. Not into phone sex, major role play, S&M, bondage, pain, blood, etc. Not into cock rings or other forms of ligature, cages, “chastity”, or piercings/metalwork/sounding etc. I find lingerie, panties & tights a turn off but I can sometimes go along with them on a masculine guy provided I can get them all off quickly. I am not a free taxi service, I have no need to pay for sex and I NEVER lend money. Don’t ask me to write you lengthy sexual scenarios of what would happen if we met. Sluts, whores & bitches are women (the ultimate turn-off!) and don’t ask me to make you my sissy. I abhor liars & fantasists, endless chit-chat or message pin-pong; I prefer to keep messages as brief as possible, just the minimum to determine compatibility.
8 Covid jabs, 2 monkeypox, 2 gonorrhoea, hepatitis A & B, flu jab annually, & pneumonia and tested 3 monthly. Please understand window periods for test results. Daily PrEP guarantees I cannot catch or pass on HIV but gives no reassurance against other STIs. With or without with condoms, it’s always the guy’s choice. I never suck condoms.
I enjoy mostly vanilla sex, I’m not dom but can take the lead. Oral, more giving than receiving, but gentle mutual is fine. Rimming if ultra-clean. I’m top (very rare that I bottom), I don’t need to fuck every time. When I do, it’s more slow & gentle than hard & fast and I expect you to be douched. I love kissing, told I’m good at it, so I’m disappointed if a guy won’t kiss; is he afraid that if he kisses another man while being brutally buggered up the backside that the kissing part might make him queer? That wouldn’t do, would it!
I’m very experienced but enjoy meeting inexperienced men, I find them quite a turn on; I’m excited by the idea of introducing a guy to pleasures new. Horniest of all is a man who’s never been with another man, that’s immensely exciting. I’ve given several guys their 1st-time experience with another bloke and I’ve enjoyed taking virginities too.
I love shorts & men’s underwear: classic Speedos, trunks, cycling gear, Lycra, Spandex, compression shorts, footie kit, jocks, singlets etc., anything snug, sheer, thin & stretchy. I prefer uncut, but not a deal-breaker, and I’m largely untroubled by the size of a guy’s dick, although I do struggle with micro-penises. Impotence, phimosis (look it up) and overly-long straggly untrimmed pubes are not good. I’m not particularly into feet, but a big-build bloke with solid muscular legs wearing short shorts & flimsy flipflops will catch my eye. Thanks for reading.
