Getting fed up with this site
Looking for a regular trusted meet for fun. Can only accommodate in my campervan or I can travel to your house. I won't meet outside as I want more than a 5 mins fuck
Will just list everything so you don't need to ask silly questions.
Please try and strike up some sort of conversation as hi or you ok will just be ignored.
More bottom than top
Things I love
POPP3RS
Deep throat
& Big toys
Mild BDSM
Big cocks
Things that are boring or a big turn off.
5 min meets
Time wasters
Excessive body fat
Excessive hair
Untrimmed cock
Smelly breath
Stupid questions
People that give it the big I'll bang you for hours and cum in under 30 seconds. If this is you don't waste my time.
### FAQ ###
Can you accommodate
Yes in my campervan not in a house.
Are you ok
Yes I'm fine thanks
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Do you do bareback
Yes but only after I trust you. Not on a first meet
I haven't got a nasty virus and I don't want any thanks
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Will you submit to me
Yes if I trust you
Friend request.
If you haven't spoken to me it's not happening...
Will you let me dog join in
Freak.. NO
Do you do
No it stinks
Do you kiss
Not really
Will you wear red lipstick
If you provide it
Will you dress
Yes if you want me too
Are you clean shaven
No sorry always have trimmed stubble
Will you do phone sex
Nope. What's the point
Will you top me.
No - I will switch if you do and we can both enjoy it
Do I have any .
No sorry. You carry on
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The Ball shit
So many people say I will meet and never do. Scared or not we all get that. Just don't time waste. If you are going to arrange a meet please go through with it.
I've had every excuse under the sun multiple times
My car's broken. So many people have this problem
I've just been called into work
A family emergency
Obviously not In campervan 24/7 so advanced arrangements would need to be put in place.
If I'm online I'm looking, normally out in campervan on Saturday or Sunday daytime.
Things I will not do
Scat, Animal or under 18s
