Hello Everyone.
Just so you're aware, I've recently started to block a lot of profiles. If you've viewed my page and either: you cannot accommodate, your body size is listed as bigger than average, and or, you do bareback, you will be blocked. You won't receive a notification explaining why...just fucking deal with it! These characteristics do not fit with what I'm looking for. So, stop moaning and move along.
Even though my settings clearly state that I CANNOT accommodate, some of you clowns keep asking. So, yet again I have to spoon feed some of you twats the information more than once, on the off chance that you might fucking read it.
I DON'T ACCOMODATE...EVERRRRRRRRRRR
And, if you're a twat that also doesn't accommodate, but seems to chase others who cannot accommodate, and gets annoyed when others won't meet because of that, then we have to ask, what's your fucking problem? Have you got shit for brains?
Theres only 3 requirements here:
1. Have a complete profile with all relevant info about you that other people need.
2. Have a picture, so others are not expected to meet blindly, one cock pic that shows a part of your body and proves your not overweight or unfit is enough!
3. Only message those who fit your needs...And YES, that means reading their profile.
If you can't do that...FUCK OFF!
Christ!! It can't be this hard can it??
I'm open to most kinds of meets, however:
I'm looking for:
Older guys who suck and give anal.
Smooth slim twinks who suck and take anal.
TV/CD/TS for anything.
Any gay lads who just want fucking, message me. [hidden] slim smooth fit bodies please.
I don't meet outdoor or in cars.
Love kissing, bodily contact, oral and wanking.
like to get fingered and rimmed but I don't reciprocate.
Sometimes wear knickers and suspenders, that's not set in stone but I do like to meet other CDs/TVs who enjoy this.
For everyone not into lingerie, I can meet in male mode.
I have kinks if you're interested, just ask.
No bare-backers.
Dickheads who think they own the site, jog on. Everybody has the right to use the site, even if you don't like it.
Really could go to town on some tossers on this site, but what's the point?
Also, no pic, no chat, I want to see the cock I'm going to suck, yes I'm picky.
Ideally, no beards, but I can get over that.
My availability is limited, I have a life outside Fab, and just because I'm logged in doesn't mean I can meet, and even if I'm looking for a meet that doesn't mean I want to meet you.
If you message me and I don't message back, move on, it's nothing personal. There's nothing in the T&C's that obliges anyone to reply. If you think that's ignorant, so what? Fuck you, no one cares, you have too much time on your hands if you're that bothered. Most of us are short on time, so go sort yourself out elsewhere.
Lastly, If you display a fucking stupid legal disclaimer on your profile page, I don't want to meet you. You cant be that thick with only one brain!
I hate writing these kind of profiles, not least because nobody reads them, but fuck me!! Some people???
