Zero fucks given. Not literally, of course!
Quality over quantity. I probably won't send the first message.
I'm more likely to reply/meet if you are (the following list is non-exhaustive and not in order of importance):
Muscular, athletic, slim or have an average body I do not consider 'muscular' a synonym for 'fat' or 'obese', nor 'average' for 'chubby'
Younger than me or around the same age and live relatively close (within 20 miles preferably) - my profile states my age and location
Able to send pictures of you, in a message if not on profile/in private. I WILL NOT SEND FIRST
Able to accom - preferably not just between 7 and 9pm every other Tuesday when your nan goes to bingo!
Single and have no partner
Bottom/verse and/or into oral
I don't have any drugs - buy your own fucking glue!
Thanks for looking