I had this all filled out last time but apparently you can’t warn everyone of time wasters, thieves, scammers, scrotes etc. seriously the worlds gone mad! Anyway I’m still a rebel so inbox me should you wish to know who I was warning you about.
Now to the fun bit…. I’m a very nice guy (not a pushover), chilled and relaxed, open minded, genuine and say it how it is (lifes short enough so let’s get to it).
I’m fully verse, like pretty much anything from vanilla to kinky to taboo/naughty stuff, raw is law, love a hot long sesh getting off our nut ( I can handle my shit so make sure you can), porn on tv, chill on bed in a jock n top, get horny, hopefully kiss and just get wild, anything goes but no expectations. Actually there is an expectation, make sure you wash before meeting not 12hrs before, learn how to use soap and wash ya cock and arse properly. With advances in anal cleaning, you now can very easily use a douche, I’d recommend a long rubber flexible hose that can be easily screwed on to a shower hose if you take the shower head off, Amazon sell a 12” one for a tenner. This is not an attack on people who try to attempt to clean out, it’s to the ignorant lazy arrogant guys who think it’s ok to turn up and lie about cleaning out your hole and then make a mess (you’re not the one having to clean it up), it’s disgusting and disrespectful, now accidents can happen to the best of us, I get it and it won’t put me off if someone tried but that one occasion your stomach wouldn’t comply, after all we are shoving a big sausage up a shitter so it’s part of the job description. and lastly if I liked bush I’d be straight! so shave ya ass, cock and balls smooth, it doesn’t take long or use veet, quick and easy. I have the courtesy to do it for you so I expect the same back. Other than that if you do wana meet then you’ll probs get an awesome blowie, a great fuck and as stated by 4 people in the last year… the best fuck of your life!!! Aha.
P.s not into , blood, sounding, extreme ball stomping pain, animals, children, women or freeloaders! Anything else I’m game ;)
