No frills, no fuzz……literally.
I don’t shave or trim the crown jewels, so if you’re after something smooth and polished, best swipe on. Nature’s bushy bounty is proudly on display.
Availability
I’m a pop up kind of bloke, like a surprise sale or a dodgy browser ad. If I’m working from home or my housemate’s off gallivanting, I can host. Otherwise, it’s a no-go. I float between offices in Dorset, so if I’m not in Blandford, I’m probably somewhere else being mildly productive.
Planning? Nah.
I’m more “right now” than “let’s pencil it in for next Thursday.” If you’re into spreadsheets and scheduling, we might not vibe. Time-wasters will be gently escorted to the digital exit.
Bonus feature
I own a cloth glory hole. Yes, you read that right.
Sense of humour… have one
