Looking for fun in Greenwich/ Lewisham/ SE13 area with genuine guys only.
After seeing so many profiles on here where people have stupid rules about themselves, I've decided that if you can't beat them, join them... Here goes.
Please pay no attention to the following:
CANNOT ACCOM, CANNOT TRAVEL (I'll just blow you a kiss from my window).
NOT MEETING ATM (However my social life is so poor that I'm on here at all times of the day just to have a 'chat').
ALWAYS MEET FOR A SOCIAL FIRST (that way I can convince myself I'm not on a swinging or cruising sex site).
I WON’T REPLY TO WINKS (coz I'm so up my own arse that I expect you to take the time to send me a long message before I immediately delete it and then ignore you).
NO ONE LINERS (but it's ok for me to reply in less than 5 words everytime).
NOT LOOKING FOR ENDLESS MESSAGING (coz I cant write 5 words or more at a time).
ONLY CHATTING TO PEOPLE I AM ALREADY FRIENDS WITH (they are such good friends that none of us have each others actual phone numbers).
ONLY INTERESTED IN MEETING BI, TRANSEXUAL, COUPLES OR FEMALE MEN (even though I come up in every search coz my profile says I’m looking for anyone).
WAS ON HERE BEFORE AND LOST MY VERI'S (had to set up a new account coz I got a bad name for being a timewaster)
NO TIMEWASTERS (Hmmm?).
Ok, rant over... So...
Would anyone like to partake in some horny fun? ;-)