Me: Good condition for age, slim, smooth, compliant, looking for regular/ FWB. Realistic, open to (safe, consensual) suggestions.Lingerie: on me, optional. On you, no thanks, sorry.
You: Masculine, seductive, over 5'10", not overweight. Able to write messages longer than three words. Able to read my profile, especially my age preference. Hello!
If you so much as look at my pics I'll scream and invoke UCC 1-103 1-308, which facilitates trade across US state borders and isn't part of UK law at all.
Sydney University, if you wish to use this profile and/or the images contained therein, please contact my agent and I am sure we can come to an arrangement
