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** FIRSTLY, LET'S ESTABLISH ONE THING: **
** NO PHOTO, NO MEET!! SIMPLE **
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- I'm going to be totally honest, without a private photo attached to a message at the very-least, there's very little chance of me even bothering to send you a response!
I totally get and understand the need for some people to be discreet (I don't care why - whether its because you're not out, attached etc) however, that's no excuse for not at least sending a private photo! Almost every device has some sort of camera these days - It's just nice to know who I'm actually speaking to!
Now, with that part out of the way, here goes...
Hi Guys!
I'm Stuart, also known as "The Queerest One!"
I get that my profile has a lot on it, but if you bother to give it a quick read, you'll find that I answer most questions about myself you might wanna ask at first - plus, if you ask a question that is answered already here as an opener - don't expect a response. I'll know you haven't bothered reading first. Just saying.
Okay...
So, I'm a 39-year-old gay lad, interested in anything at all, as long as it involves cock!
I'm up for anything...
...whether it's:
Indoor | Outdoor | In the car | Threesomes & Groups | 1 on 1 | Mutual Masturbation | Kink & Fetish | Roleplay | Anonymous | Fuck Buddies | Oral | Safe or Bareback | Quickies or All-Nighters etc...
...The list goes on!
… literally…
...anything that doesn't involve piss or shit, and I'm up for it!!
When it comes to the age-old question of "Top or Bottom" - I can't say I really have a preference in most cases... I guess you could say that I'm just greedy as fuck! Haha!
**Discretion is 100% assured to anyone who requires it!!**
I'm also more than happy to just chat - I've met quite a few friends here over the years I've been on the site, and not all of them involve sex!
I'm 4:20etc friendly, though, I don't often use them myself, however, I have absolutely no issue with meeting someone who likes them at all!!
I'm primarily looking for guys between 18 and 52, although, it's not set in stone - I am prepared to consider FIT guys over 52, provided I share some sort of common interest with them.
While I tend not to look at the larger gent on the whole, again, I don't rule out anyone based on looks, and I am willing to make exceptions for DECENT chubby guys, although, I do have my limits, quite simply, the way I see it, is that if you're above a 42” waist, sorry, but you're not for me… there's no 2 ways about it… if your larger than that, there's nothing genetic about it...
...its PIES - STEP AWAY FROM GREGGS!!
I'm not a size-queen in any way, shape, or form - guys with small appendages are just as welcome as those who are hung like a horse - My only requirement is a cock - any size - and quality ALWAYS BEATS quantity, especially when used correctly!!
For those of you who find it impossible to refrain from wearing ladies underwear, please be advised, that I have no interest whatsoever, in ‘Chicks with Dicks,’ or 'Cocks in Frocks,’ and any such guy who chooses to message me whilst displaying such a picture, will almost definitely be ignored - unless, of course, you happen to be so fit that words cannot describe, in which case, “Is there any need?!?!”
Excluding cock, my only other passion in life, is dance music, especially techno, rave & happy hardcore from the 80’s & 90’s - from Slammin’ Vinyl & Raver Baby, through to Darren Styles & Scooter… if it's got a beat, I'll dance to it… There's no trace in the world that can't be made better by the presence of glow-sticks!!!!
My beautiful cat, "Buster," means more to me than any other person or being in my life! In truth, I really do LOVE ALL ANIMALS - but pets in particular!
When people decide to take on the commitment involved in getting any animal as a pet, they should do so, with the knowledge and intentions, to love, protect, and care for their pet - just as they would their own children! Our pets don't often get the opportunity to choose for themselves who their owner is to be - and compared to people, they tend to only be on this planet with us for a relatively short period of time. That time, no matter how short it may be, should be spent, safe in the knowledge that they will always be looked after, and will never suffer hurt or neglect! It's the very least we can do, to repay them for the unquestioning loyalty, and unlimited love that they give to us during their lifetimes!
Any person who doesn't understand my principles or my passion for all animals, need not bother to get in touch!
So… that's about it from me on here for now, but if there's anything about me that you'd like to know that I haven't already covered here, do feel free to drop me a message, and I'll get back to you!
I usually reply to all messages I receive within a few hours - if you are of an impatient nature, please do not be tempted to send me multiple messages in an attempt to get me to answer sooner, as anyone who does this shall be blocked without hesitation…
I do also have a life outside of this website, and my time is my own. I won't be rushed by anyone, or for any reason.
Just remember - I don't bite...
...Well, not unless you ask me nicely!!
:-P
You can also find me on SnapChat: "QueerestDotMe"
I also use Skype - Username on request.
I'm happy to chat using Phone/SMS/WhatsApp - Number on Request.
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**KNOW ME/STR8/NOT-OUT/PARANOID/SHY??**
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- Rest assured, there's no need to be shy for any reason - even if you already know or recognise me - regardless of whether anyone else knows you like cock! I've been on this site for over 10 years now, and in that time, I've stumbled across countless profiles of people I know - and I'm more than happy to keep their secret!! I treat everyone with the same level of decency and discretion that they show me - always have, and always will!
In a nutshell - whether you already know me or not - if you like what you see (let's be honest - we all know why we're on this website), then drop me a message... Who knows - it might be the most important message you'll ever send!!
