Looking for a piss-taking self important poof who will either ignore me completely or use me as a porn in their very complicated game (i.e arrange time meet then block 5 mins before and giggle) Someone who will make me feel fat/old/thick/unworthy of their Essex Twink conquest book.
IF ONLY I got with the programme and realised just what a Coup it would be to meet them, then I would see life plan out amazingly and feel appropriately grateful. The Gods have been smiling on me. I'm flicking between here and Grindr. I know I'm in safe hands.
