Sane, single and sorted man’s man looking for mates / meets.
I do not respond to people who are not in my preferred age range.
I never meet anyone who does not provide a clear recent face picture. I always send a face picture in response to messages and I am never going to invite someone to my home if I have not seen what they look like first - saves you the embarrassment of being fucked off on the doorstep.
If my telephone is on, I show as being ‘online’ - this does not mean that I am actively cruising this site. If my status is blank, it is safe to assume that I’m not looking to meet. If I am showing as ‘very near’ it is probably because I am on a train passing close to you - I work all over Berks, Surrey, Hants and London. I live and meet in RG1 (near hospital / uni) and nowhere else. Certainly not outdoors or in a car. I do not receive notifications when people message or wink - if I’m on the site I will see your message, if I’m not, I won’t.
I do not do recreational drugs. I do not meet people who do recreational drugs. Drugs invite chaos and my happy but boring life does not need chaos. I like room aromas, the odd vape and a pint; if you need more than that to make you happy, please jog on.
This is a ‘cruising’ website. I am here to meet guys for sex, not to spend hours doing ping pong messaging and enabling wank fantasies for time wasters. If you want to cum without actually meeting someone, there are a million websites you can choose from to fuel your right hand. I am not one of them. Also, I’m not looking for love or relationships, just sex. For that reason, If you’re straight and married you will automatically jump to the front of the line.
If you message me and it is clear that you have not read these details, do not be surprised or offended if I do not reply.
If you ever ask me for money, or trot out a sob story as a precursor to asking me for money, that will be the final part of the final conversation that we ever have.
