Okay! So gonna have to start with a very blunt disclaimer here - do not message me if you're not intending to meet up. If you're more than 30 miles away and unwilling to travel, please don't message me. If you ask me if I'm on Kik mid conversation, I will assume you're just looking for pics and intending to block me after I send them so I will block you first. I do not want to spend ages messaging someone with the conversation not mentioning a meet up.
I am NOT on Snapchat nor will I ever be. If you want to message me, I'll be on here, Grindr or WhatsApp. If you do not have pics in your profile, send them in your message to me. I will not meet without at least seeing a full nude. Whilst I am a massive fan of dick and ass, I want to see the rest of you.
I DO NOT drive and am reliant on public transport so if you are on the Rhymney line or somewhere along the C9 bus route, we can have a good time.
Anal is an absolute NO GO. It is not negotiable so please respect that boundary. I am not into femme boys, cross dressers or guys who call me daddy. I don't have any kinks, I'm quite vanilla and when it comes to meets, I like long passionate sessions, even if we're outdoors or in a car.
Speaking of car meets, I will not be meeting you somewhere, you will pick me up. I have been left out in the cold and have had to walk back before and I won't do it again.
I don't respond well to being called a slut, dehumanised or degraded. If that's your thing, all power to you. Ladies underwear? Not my thing.
In the long run, I am looking for a long term friend with benefits or multiple friends with benefits, but one time fun is okay too.
Lastly, I'm well aware of my weight and what I look like. Save yourself and me some time and don't bother messaging me just to insult me. If you really must go after my weight, make it a good one.
If you've read all of this and you are interested, I look forward to meeting you, getting naked with you and getting covered in your cum.
