TV/TS in
Halifax,
North West,
UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 14 hours ago
39
Public photos
7
Published verifications
Looking For
Couples (MM)
Men
TV/TS
aged 18 to 99.
Will meet smokers.
Meeting
Can
accommodate.
Cannot
travel.
Robyn
51 years old
Bisexual
6'0"
183cm
Chubby
Smoker
Social drinker No tattoos No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom Caucasian (white)
Interests
Anal, Group sex, Oral, Safe sex, Shaved, Voyeurism, Wanking
Just to save time, yes they are real. No they're not plastic. No they're not implants and no I'm not on hormones.
Anybody who contacts me please read my profile! If it is obvious you haven't made the effort to read it, I won't make the effort to reply to your messages and they will just be deleted.
After a fair bit of frustration of incompatible people contacting me, I've been compelled to write this tirade....
Firstly it includes my what I will do and wont do, read it, then read yours. If you don't meet smokers, and I smoke, why contact me? If you're a bottom and I am too, I can't see that's going to be a good time either unless it's for an oral session. When it says I don't travel, that means no, I won't meet you in a hotel room or at your place 30 miles away. If you are a couple or have a little bit more to offer than just a single guy, feel free to drop me a line and I might bend the rules a bit. I haven't met for some time, but would really love to but will have to know your vaccine status. I know it's tiresome, but if I don't know, we aren't meeting.
Just to save a bit of time....
There is no need to ask how I am or how's my day been? I am generally good and always have a good day. Hopefully this information will save time :-
"you OK?" - Yes, I'm OK why, was there an earthquake?
"How are you? " - I'm fine, thank you.
"Hello" - Hello
"How's your Mon-Fri/weekend/Sat/Sun going?" - Going very well, thank you.
"Up early" - Yup
"Up late" - Yup
"Up late or early" - Yup
"What you up to?" - Relaxing.
"Good morning" - Likewise
"Good evening" - Likewise
If you want to talk to me, don't use text language, a message like "hru" is just irritating.
I am a cross dresser, as stated in the CD bit of my profile name. That means I wear women's clothes, not always makeup etc. I don't live my life as a woman, so if we do meet, it means I need a bit of time to get ready, so no, I can't meet in 20 minutes.
And lastly, if I do want to meet you, please be clean! If you smell of B.O. or have a dick you haven't washed for a week, you will be out of the door faster than you entered in to it.
If after reading all this, and think you want to still meet me, please feel free to do so. I'd love to hear from you :D
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