I'm Maddie- Versatile, bi, Trans-adorer, some experience at the Sauna, p/t closet home dresser, toy collection, not a lot of hair - on top or below, *big beard*, clean inside and out, cannabis smoker but not tobacco, hardly drinker, full time bike rider.
Quite fit, daily exercise (at least a little bit), 5'10" tall, 14st, 36"waist, 42" chest, 7" uncut.
Looking for lots of fun with ladies, girls, gurls, dressers, everyone in-between, couples, non-smokers preferably, minimal body hair, smooth where it counts- hate hair stuck in my teeth.
Here for real meets.
Tastes are evolving after every meet and sauna session.. but not into beer bellies or excessive overhangs, heavy smokers, pissed people, -play. **big beard**
Do still prefer smaller bodies and those dressed, or at least a nice pair of panties, but these are Favs, not Musts. **big beard**
The Interest list doesn't include Gym wear- shame, Mine does.. got leggings or NikePro shorts?? To the front of the queue please.
Absolutely *Safe anal only* - I'm a medical donor and not prepared to risk losing free tea and chocolate biscuits- No Way!
Involved in major motorbike vs van RTC a few years ago, knocked me out of the saddle for a very long time but back on it now and re-learning how to ride .. so to speak.
**big beard**
Usual notes.. Not interested in single or 3worder messages: "Hi", "Wanna meet tonight" .. pfff GTF. At least make some kind of effort- you don't have to be Keats. I communicate in full sentences, and find 3worders ambiguous- just how busy / distracted are you that you can't do the same?
If you have no profile pic and an empty gallery then also Not Interested. It's no fun being behind a 1way mirror not knowing what you look like. (well, not yet.. that fun comes later)
I can see why so many people put this in.. it's infuriating batting off ghosts and then answering the complaints. If you can't be arsed to make a basic effort, neither can I, and I won't be drawn into explaining further.
Call me Maddie (for that's my name!)in your message so I know you've read this jibberjabber.
On a couple of other sites with more pics (trans date and tvchix, same user name), I use email and Zangi for chatting and pic sharing- I don't give my phone number / whatsapp out before arranging 1st meet, but will need it for confirmation.
xxx
oh, and by the way, if you haven't cottoned on yet.. I HAVE A FUCKING BEARD!!!
if you no likely, no fucking contacty!! fucking idiots everywherey.
