FabGuys.com: Maddie (50) , TV/TS in Near Accrington, North West, UK

May26: For those who know Shauna in Skipton: "she" met someone and He has moved on, all social accounts (here, there, chix, fb..) have been deleted. He is fit, healthy, well and very happy, don't worry. All her clothes/jewellery/makeup etc.. here and available £.

Maddie: p/t cross-dresser in the closet, versatile, bi, trans-adorer, very enthusiastic kisser xx, not a lot of hair above the eyebrows or below the neck, a bigly beautiful beard in the middle.

Clean inside and out, no tobacco, full time bike rider. Only available weekend evenings.

Quite fit, daily exercise (at least a little bit), 5'10" tall, 13½st, 34"waist, 42" chest, 90kg, 7" uncut.

Looking for lots of fun with ladies, girls, gurls, dressers, everyone in-between, couples, non-smokers preferably, minimal body hair- smooth where it counts 'cos (almost)no-one likes hair stuck in their teeth, WILL NOT top guys!

DO NOT send dick-pics.

Here for real meets- not endless chats, or repetitive "How are you" messages *yawwwwnnn*

Tastes are evolving after every meet.. but not into beer bellies, heavy smokers - please have a breath mint before meeting me, pissed people, -play, unshowered or hairy bits.

I desire people dressed, or at least a nice pair of panties and a skirt.

The "Interests" list doesn't include Gym wear- shame, Mine does :) You got leggings, cute booty /NikePro shorts = Priority Attention haha.

Absolutely *Safe anal only* - I'm a medical donor If your profile includes bareback then block me now.

**I have a big beard** I do not mind if you have one too.

Usual notes: Not interested in single or 3worder messages: "Hi", "Wanna meet tonight". At least make some kind of effort- you don't have to be Keats. I communicate in full sentences, and find 3worders ambiguous- please make some kind of effort and you'll be rewarded xx And please, ffs, if I ask more than 1 question in a message, answer all of them.. a lucky dip 1 of 3 makes comms 3times longer, and I get bored quickly.

If you have no profile pic, an empty gallery (or just a shitload of scruffy cock/gaping ass pics), "Fill in later" when you've been here over 6months, no veri's after a year, then I bid you Happy Fabbing now.

If you won't make a basic effort, neither will I.

**BLUE M&Ms** Please, start your message "BlueChocolate," so I know you've read this jibberjabber.

On the Other site, and a couple of others with more pics (trans date and tvchix) same user name.

After 2 flakes wasting my time this week, I'm reverting to my old pre-date confirmation system: I want your phone number before I make any arrangement. I'll old-fashioned txt a number to it- reply to it with your site user-name.

Finally.. if you haven't noticed, my name is Maddie $-) Call me that please, not by my email address.

M. xxx

CAUTION CAT ALLERGY SUFFERERS.. cat in da house! Also Nuts

lots of un/barely worn stuff - clothes, shoes, undies, wigs, makeup, jewellery.. - for sale

This week's reported stand-me-up time wasters: [hidden] and Asha123. Both accounts now deleted.

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