FabGuys.com: sam (41) , Man in morecum , North West, UK

cock fun .. I'm told my cock is actually pretty big ?? And I’m happy for mutual oral.. but I do generally prefer guys with big cocks just to use my mouth. I'll top slim guys, younger than me, twinks, TS.. yes please. I also enjoy sucking hung guys, told I'm good. Again, if you’re a sexy twink, femboy, gorgeous girl with a surprise.. I’ll take you however you like it!

I’m also a bit of a renaissance man (if I say so myself).. poet, musician, writer.. hill climber, long distance walker, marathon runner, cyclist.. I’d love a sexy sports/activity partner!

Things that annoy/turn me off

Hairy bum hole pics

Bad hygiene - I know some of you guys like musty, sweaty cracks and penises.. but I don’t. And if your cock smells of piss.. urghhh.. just have a shower before you meet. If you can’t have a shower nip to the bathroom and Dunk in the sink.. if you can’t do that, baby wipe it. What I’m saying is .. no excuse.

People (attention seekers!) who post a status update looking for a meet then go offline for days/weeks.. nice one. Go on twitter instead!

People who don’t send a photo.. or say they can’t have any due to ‘needing discretion’.. we all need discretion. And I’m sure your workmate/wife/mother won’t recognise you from your penis! (If they are on here looking at penises.. then there are bigger things to be concerned about no?)

People who run out of messages all the time.. nothing absolutely reeks of time waster more than that

Popp*

Oh.. want to meet up with somebody but neither of you can host? Please don’t message me asking if I can accom for you. I’m not a hotel.

New one!! “I’m married so can’t get out for more than about half an hour locally to have my cock wanked in a bush”. You’re a fucking grown up. Grow some balls. Tell your wife you’re going out for an hour, two. I know.. tell her you love cock. Seems like you aren’t happy anyway. Fuck it.

New one! (November 21st 2025). Guys who message tell you that they are looking for whatever, great, me too.. then they say ‘oh but not now. In three weeks on Tuesday’. Cheers.

If you instigate contact with me, and I reply, and you ignore me.. or if we chat, add as friends, and then you later ignore me. Fuck off! Think you’re too good for me? Chat to so many people you lose track.. either way: not for me. Blocked.

Oh. If you’re a dickhead, I’ll just block you. If you think I am a dickhead.. no stress, just block me

*update.. I think I’ve actually blocked everybody.. hello? Hello? Anybody there..

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