If you wink or message me please at least have some kinda pic too...the word "average" seems to have a lot of different meanings on here.
I'm not interested in people playing a character. "Virgin" bottoms with 300 verifications or "straight" macho tops acting like Johnny Big bollocks make me cringe so fucking hard.
I can take dick as hard as I can give it and have been for a long time, so calm down with the shite "dom" patter. Just be yourself. Whether I top, bottom or flip, I do it properly. So don't spit the dummy if I'm not sitting here waiting for you to offer. I may need to prep.
Sexy is more than a body type. I like big hairy masculine guys as much as I like slim smooth and athletic guys. What we do depends on what you've got. Not looking to have my arse tickled while you hold your belly up, so have the tools and know what you're doing. And if you'd "rather not say" then I'd rather not know.
I'll be honest, but I'll be polite about it.
We'll be kissing. If that's not for you then I'm not for you either. Good sex is good chemistry.
I'm not into women's clothing. Just not for me.
And try not to be an arsehole, even though this profile makes me sound like a MASSIVE arsehole. I'm just tired of all the bullshit.
